AHHH. So! Can you all make little lists of gay stereotypes. Both female and male. Its for an assignment. And if I post a quiz later, will you guys fill it out. If you can fill out a typical gelflinggirl quiz, you can do mine. I may make another thread I don't know. If you tell me maybe I can just pm it or whatever?

FOR NOW though, the stereotypes and stuff. Just typical misleading fag cliches please?

right now what comes to mind is a joke.

Q: what does a lesbian bring on a second date?

A: A U-haul

(I don't even know if you have those in Oz?)

Q: What does a gay man bring on a second date?

A: Second date?

I didn't write them kids, I'm just trying to help out ktlr.

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you could just print out every highclassho post.

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Hahaha. I can't use HCH as a resource. I couldn't bring myself to type that up. FO REALZ. Because I am going to go to a gay bar for analysing or whatever and when I see the steretypes I have to confirm them. BORING. Just give me something to look for. Please?

first of all there is nothing misleading about gay stereotypes, they are all true and they go like this:


masculine homophobic closet cases who don't consider themselves gay and are always looking for "descreet serious guys without complications" on mygaydar.com, translation: "I want a manly man to fuck and say goodbye"

normal gay guys who are not homophobic or in the closet and they are always looking for "nice guys without complications" on mygaydar, in other words "anyone good looking for a fuck and goodbye"

normal gay guys who are all about Madonna and Cher and everything that is culturally gay

normal gay guys who are good people and maybe want to settle down.

artistic outkast weird non stereotypical gay guys, like me.

the wannabe artistic outkast gay guy

the meth addicted club invading shallow vapid queer/fag that spends his whole life working at mennial jobs tu support his club/drug/random sex addiction

the working out/weight lifting gay junkie that is looking for "nice guys without complications or problems" translation: I just want to fuck perpetually, nothing else.

And finally the transvestite

HCH, you suffer from delusions of adequacy.

I really enjoyed that quiz you sent, Miss KTLR. I hope it was helpful somehow.

what is delusions of adequacy?

Exactly.

funny how i don't really fit into any of those.

and funny how if you took out "gay", they would essentially all apply to straight people as well.

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Oh lols.

HCH, you come off as incredibly stereotypical. Madonna, Joan Crawford, Marilyn Monroe. My God, if you were any gayer you'd be RuPaul.

Oh man! I got it! HCH is like one of those black political cartoons in the 19th century magazines. "Ah! Cause 'nuff. De rights of de cullid person is forgot and de Sixteenth Amendment and sufferin' woman rules de roost!"

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my tastes may be gay but I don't fit in with the stereotypes in many other ways.

I loathe gay clubs for example. Anf gay night life

So that's it? You loathe your homosexuality, you act femininely, you have gay tastes in style and music, and you're incredibly nasal about gay issues.

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You have to ask yourself WHY exactly you "loathe" them. The fact that you feel so passionately toward gay clubs puts across the impression that you have tried to be a part of that scene, but were shunned for whatever reason, and have resorted to the unfailing "sour grapes" defense. It seems to me you have a lot more soul searching to do before you can pull off pigeon-holing and judging an entire community (without seeming like a complete idiot).

HAH!

it's funny because it's true

it's like that quote about Courtney that goes like "she is the bad girl at the end of the classroom making fun of the cheerleaders but deep down wanting to be a cheerleader"

that applies to most of my life but not this.

I DO NOT want to be part of the gay club scene or the gay community whatsoever, I think they are all scumbags.

What bothers me is to be judged and rejected and look down by such low lives. You know what I mean?? I mean it's really offensive and it hurts because if I'm rejected by such a low group of people then that means I'm BEYOND LAME or seriously FUCKED UP. So that makes me angry. But it's not like I want to belong there, it's the fact that I don't even have a choice that hurts.

The only thing that bothers me about you is your constant standardization of people's opinions and lifestyles. What gives? I bet tons of people don't like your lifestyle for some good reason. Doesn't make anybody "right." Just makes them not liking that certain thing.

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my lifestyle is pretty avarage actually.

And what percent of any group do the exceptions really amount to=??

It doesn't matter if your lifestyle is average, many people could have a problem with it. But what does someone having a problem with you really amount to?

And you can never really know how many exceptions there are to the stereotype, there's too many gays to account for. And the only things you can go by at the end of the day are the people you've seen and the mediums that portray people.

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You should only feel looked down upon if you are casting your pearls before the swine, so to speak. Otherwise, why do you care? If they're such low-lifes, it would stand to reason that they don't understand your....charms....