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05-26-2007, 10:19 PM
|  | Suck my pick | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the middle of the right hand side of Australia.
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| | | 10 Reasons why Gay Marriage Should be Illegal
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
(found on some guy's OkCupid journal/blog thing)
btw yes I do support gay marriage/legal partnerships/whatever you want to call it. If you're lucky enough to find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, then you should get to have a big fancy celebration day & then legal rights the same as straight people.
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05-26-2007, 10:29 PM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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| | | I hate people that think that shit is funny. Its not. At all. Its just lame.
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05-27-2007, 03:56 AM
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| | | lolz. "divorce is still illegal" and "blacks can't marry whites" wtf?
stupid people |
05-27-2007, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Sara_KidA lolz. "divorce is still illegal" and "blacks can't marry whites" wtf?
stupid people | You're aware it's a joke, right? |
05-27-2007, 05:58 AM
|  | Silvine | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: lol
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Originally Posted by Sara_KidA lolz. "divorce is still illegal" and "blacks can't marry whites" wtf?
stupid people | lol tard |
05-27-2007, 06:08 AM
|  | She's like the wind | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your face.
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| | | lolzzzz
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05-27-2007, 06:16 AM
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| | | 1 more reason why rehashed 15 year old joke chain letters should be Illegal... |
05-27-2007, 06:24 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by Ruth Price 1 more reason why rehashed 15 year old joke chain letters should be Illegal... | I'm not going to lie: I tittered the first time I saw it. And in my infinite tardness, I will make allowances for those who have Squee avatars. 
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05-27-2007, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Ruth Price 1 more reason why rehashed 15 year old joke chain letters should be Illegal... | I AM A CHILDREN OF THE 80S AND 90S AND PROBABLY THE 00S BECAUSE NO NEW CULTURE HAS BEEN INVENTED SINCE 1980.  |
05-27-2007, 09:14 PM
|  | I am a dixie chick | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | I Enjoyed This SO Stfu H8rz |
05-28-2007, 03:12 AM
| | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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| | | i want ophiel to be my faghag |
05-28-2007, 03:14 AM
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| | | When me and Paul finally get marriaged we'll fag-rag your hag's cooch from here to Delaware. Start lubing up now, you'll need it. Two dudes in one hole, y'all. |
05-28-2007, 03:17 AM
| | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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| | | can we make it triple penetration? i'm obsessed with the number 3 ever since i masturbated with garden tools every tuesday night watching Charmed.
which continent will this be taking place on? should i get my UK passport? |
05-28-2007, 03:44 AM
| | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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Originally Posted by Ruth Price can we make it triple penetration? i'm obsessed with the number 3 ever since i masturbated with garden tools every tuesday night watching Charmed.
which continent will this be taking place on? should i get my UK passport? | If you wanna put out an adverts for a third gaysexy cock, then sho nuff biatch. We can wear Three Stooges masks during the procedurings if that works for ya. (I bagsy Curly).
This forbidden act must take place outside the five mile limit, in the agua internationale, dig? |
06-01-2007, 10:52 AM
|  | Purple bottle | | Join Date: Sep 2006
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Originally Posted by sick_chick 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
(found on some guy's OkCupid journal/blog thing)
btw yes I do support gay marriage/legal partnerships/whatever you want to call it. If you're lucky enough to find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, then you should get to have a big fancy celebration day & then legal rights the same as straight people. |
who gives a shit about what society thinks of u or anyone else. gays should have the choice to officialize their love. its pretty offending the stuff ur saying.  |
06-01-2007, 07:44 PM
| | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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| | | sick chick wasn't saying those things!! she got them from another site or something.
zazazang, do you ever finger your asshole in the shower?
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06-01-2007, 10:25 PM
| | Suck my pick | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the middle of the right hand side of Australia.
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Originally Posted by purplebottle who gives a shit about what society thinks of u or anyone else. gays should have the choice to officialize their love. its pretty offending the stuff ur saying. | And I love how you bothered to read the bit at the bottom where I said that I found it on a guy's OKCupid journal, and that I personally support gay marriage (would have to, with all the gays & lesbians I'm related to/know).
Besides which, it's sarcastic, are you seriously telling me that you didn't get that?
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Originally Posted by Trev_Mc_Don no i really hate unfunny people like u
go slit your wrists | =^_^= this face and heel will drag your halo through the mud |
06-01-2007, 10:45 PM
|  | KR: gay pms | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: almost there
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Originally Posted by sick_chick And I love how you bothered to read the bit at the bottom where I said that I found it on a guy's OKCupid journal, and that I personally support gay marriage (would have to, with all the gays & lesbians I'm related to/know).
Besides which, it's sarcastic, are you seriously telling me that you didn't get that? | i live in kansas, and people here can't grasp sarcasm worth shit! it's really irritating.
let's make it an antikansankittyradio. |
06-02-2007, 12:16 AM
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| | | Yay, now idiots are neg-repping me cause they're t | |
