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06-02-2007, 06:26 AM
|  | be still, cody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: port-au-patois
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| | | agreed. i'll pos you to make up. it was obviously a joke if you'd read even reason 1, not a great joke.
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06-02-2007, 06:58 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | Editting. My post count will have gone downe. Fair enough. I will be comforted by Louise.
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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
06-02-2007, 10:54 AM
|  | Occam's chainsaw | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: goin down in a blaze of glory
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Originally Posted by sick_chick  Yay, now idiots are neg-repping me cause they're too thick to understand that the first post is a joke. | As my friend Dave says: "people is dumb".
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06-02-2007, 02:31 PM
|  | *mocks with monkeypants* | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: fosters home for imaginary friends
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| | | How is it actually possible that there are people who did not realize the highly sarcastic tone of all of those 10 points?
Jeez.
"the sanctity of britney spears's 55 hour long just for fun marriage"?? I mean , come on ! |
06-02-2007, 03:33 PM
|  | Suck my pick | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the middle of the right hand side of Australia.
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| | Yeah, I figured that it should've been blatantly obvious so that it didn't offend any of the gay/lesbian/bi posters, but rather that it'd be a bit of a laugh for everyone. But I guess some people are either hypersensitive or just can't take a joke.
Thanks for the reps, everyone 
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Originally Posted by Trev_Mc_Don no i really hate unfunny people like u
go slit your wrists | =^_^= this face and heel will drag your halo through the mud |
06-03-2007, 01:55 AM
|  | doesn't like eels | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: golden gated
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| | | Rebuttals!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
yeah.. well, eyeglasses are not unnatural. even your local priest probably wears them, and your grandma too. and in 1979 they ALL wore polyester pants, infact i bet all of us were conceived when i pair of polyester pants were taken off, and doesn't most of america have ac anyway? and how is being gay un-natural, beyond some shitty comparison to material goods in western culture?
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
well.. no it won't. i could kick it with kareem abdul jabar all day and still not gain an inch.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
dogs can't. and dogs, aren't humans. or even high level primates. if a lesbian wants to marry a chimpanzee.. we'll talk. but until then, relax dude.
-- ok, nevermind. i've since realized these are for lolz. and they're not even funny. soooo.. i'm sure some retard in Alabama is making these into bumper stickers and such, but i'm going to stop writing angry rebuttals --
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06-03-2007, 07:55 AM
|  | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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Originally Posted by orchestral 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
yeah.. well, eyeglasses are not unnatural. even your local priest probably wears them, and your grandma too. and in 1979 they ALL wore polyester pants, infact i bet all of us were conceived when i pair of polyester pants were taken off, and doesn't most of america have ac anyway? and how is being gay un-natural, beyond some shitty comparison to material goods in western culture?
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
well.. no it won't. i could kick it with kareem abdul jabar all day and still not gain an inch.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
dogs can't. and dogs, aren't humans. or even high level primates. if a lesbian wants to marry a chimpanzee.. we'll talk. but until then, relax dude.
-- ok, nevermind. i've since realized these are for lolz. and they're not even funny. soooo.. i'm sure some retard in Alabama is making these into bumper stickers and such, but i'm going to stop writing angry rebuttals --
| Um... hmmm? |
06-05-2007, 03:12 AM
|  | ...... ... .. . | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: O)))
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Originally Posted by sick_chick 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
(found on some guy's OkCupid journal/blog thing)
btw yes I do support gay marriage/legal partnerships/whatever you want to call it. If you're lucky enough to find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, then you should get to have a big fancy celebration day & then legal rights the same as straight people. | 1.) They will reject me b/c I can't see for shit...I cannot see or function w/out my glasses. (They are hot frames though, so I think that it is okay...  )
2.) I wish I could be tall just by hanging around "tall" people...  I round up to 5'5" because I rule.
3.) Um, yeah, I am sick of thinking of not so witty responses...My 14 year old dog could kick your ass though.
PS: I was just re-reading this post by sick chick, and I find the comments all too amusing...I <3 sarcasm.
And, um...what if I swing it? Then what? I'm not gaaayyy |
07-03-2007, 08:00 PM
|  | OH YEAAAAAAAAAA!! | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: paradise...
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| | | Aah, the old list...classic. |
07-03-2007, 08:02 PM
| | OH YEAAAAAAAAAA!! | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: paradise...
Posts: 36
| | Well, shit: how does this work if you're bi? Are you half deviating (  ), is your marraige half as valid? We'd better be included!!  |
07-03-2007, 09:57 PM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by Ruth Price i want ophiel to be my faghag | I want Ophiel to be my cum rag. |
07-03-2007, 10:24 PM
| | Suck my pick | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the middle of the right hand side of Australia.
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Originally Posted by WOAH is me Well, shit: how does this work if you're bi? Are you half deviating ( ), is your marraige half as valid? We'd better be included!! | I guess it depends on whether you marry someone of your own gender or not.
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Originally Posted by Trev_Mc_Don no i really hate unfunny people like u
go slit your wrists | =^_^= this face and heel will drag your halo through the mud |
07-05-2007, 06:19 PM
|  | bluebirds | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: at the tragedy sale
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Originally Posted by Ruth Price can we make it triple penetration? i'm obsessed with the number 3 ever since i masturbated with garden tools every tuesday night watching Charmed.
which continent will this be taking place on? should i get my UK passport? | Please get a UK passport! If I ever make it to a KR meetup it would be the cherry on top of the cake if you were there. |
07-13-2007, 08:43 PM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Jul 2007
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| | | everything you said was just ignorant and i support gay marriage. what about bisexual or transexuals? lol i think gay people were born gay. marrage has already lost values! i think gays should have the right to marry the they love, its like they are treated as second class citizens or blacks in the 1930s. being gay doesn't go against religion i think its the people that dont like them and god is not a prejudice so why do other people have to be? |
07-13-2007, 08:48 PM
|  | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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Originally Posted by sssh Please get a UK passport! If I ever make it to a KR meetup it would be the cherry on top of the cake if you were there. | if i ever have moneys i so will  |
08-03-2007, 02:08 AM
|  | + indukala akuti + | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: ontario, canada
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Originally Posted by courtneyshole everything you said was just ignorant and i support gay marriage. what about bisexual or transexuals? lol i think gay people were born gay. marrage has already lost values! i think gays should have the right to marry the they love, its like they are treated as second class citizens or blacks in the 1930s. being gay doesn't go against religion i think its the people that dont like them and god is not a prejudice so why do other people have to be? | how do people not understand this is a joke.. c'mon now. did you actually read the first post?
equality.  |
08-03-2007, 03:15 AM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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Originally Posted by saralee how do people not understand this is a joke.. c'mon now. did you actually read the first post?
equality. | She did. But her reading comprehension skills are super low.
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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
08-04-2007, 08:36 AM
| | + indukala akuti + | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: ontario, canada
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