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So, you whores, dis-motherfucking-cuss.

I've decided that flirting rocks my cock, because while it's not quite like having sex with someone, I can do it with whoever I want Plus everyone likes to be flirted with, and it makes it a lot easier to wank over them later.

so that mean I need to stop flirting with homosexual males?

No, if anything do it more.

it's certainly cleaner

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Funnily enough, I just heard on the radio that apparently men's brains release endorphines every time a dude sees a chick (or a dude, if he's a gaymosexual) as a kind of reward. I think that basically explains how and why this works for me. SCIENCE LOVES ME.