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04-29-2007, 05:33 AM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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| | | I'm newly metrosexual...
I've decided to give up my chesty bonds/wife beaters and king gee/trucker shorts. Now I sport velor tracksuits in a pale baby pink colour and have a matching headband and nail polish. WITH WHITE TRAINERS! Boom.
Hooray for being a raging dyke who is now a new AND improved trailer park whore.
Hip hop hooray, yo.
Also, I shall be giving up girls for lent. I celebrate it a month later than everyone else because although I'm not religious I like to celebrate shit like this.
Yeah. So there.
PS: I think my new years resolution will be to become straight. Advice please, sorry for the long ramble before I got to the point... |
04-29-2007, 05:35 AM
|  | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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| | | we need pix.
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04-29-2007, 05:40 AM
|  | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | 2nded. |
04-29-2007, 05:42 AM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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| | Nah, I'm too fat to post pics. You can go to the photo forum for that.  |
04-29-2007, 05:47 AM
| | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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| | | i said PIX.
especially if its velour.
and pumas.
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04-29-2007, 05:49 AM
| | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | Can ladies even be metrosexual? |
04-29-2007, 05:51 AM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by aura  i said PIX.
especially if its velour.
and pumas. | FINE! I'll have to take some later. Come back in three years. When I'm fat. Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci Can ladies even be metrosexual? | I CAN BE ANYTHING I WANT! Don't question my sexuality.  |
04-29-2007, 05:57 AM
| | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci Can ladies even be metrosexual? | buy a bottle of merlot, take me to a subway, tape a pic of jonathan rhys meyers over your face and lets find out.
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04-29-2007, 06:03 AM
| | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | Lulz. I just thought that metrosexual meant "straight but adopting gay culture". Surely in a woman's case that'd mean not wearing make-up and investing in pantsuits and the aforementioned trucker hats? |
04-29-2007, 06:05 AM
| | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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| | | lipstick lesboids ftw.
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04-29-2007, 06:14 AM
| | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | Hah, true.
Thinking about her bent over a crate round the back of some shitty club in only her Pumas is giving me a massive chubby. |
04-29-2007, 06:17 AM
|  | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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| | | i hate you ALL because you're GAY |
04-29-2007, 06:18 AM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci Lulz. I just thought that metrosexual meant "straight but adopting gay culture". Surely in a woman's case that'd mean not wearing make-up and investing in pantsuits and the aforementioned trucker hats? | Hello, dykepants. Quote:
Originally Posted by aura lipstick lesboids ftw. | <3 |
04-29-2007, 06:18 AM
| | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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| | | you forgot the headband. i bet its sparkly.
and, i need to know if the tracksuit bottom has the word "princess" scrawled across the ass.
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04-29-2007, 06:24 AM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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| | | IT DOES! Of course. |
04-29-2007, 06:26 AM
|  | in a strange way, hch > u | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: THAWNG ISLAND
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| | i really want a pink velour tracksuit
with princess on da butt |
04-29-2007, 07:25 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | Do you have arse antlers/tramp stamp/shittest tattoo ever growing out of your lower back?? It's important.
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
04-29-2007, 07:32 AM
| | #1 cunt-kicker-in | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northampton, UK:
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| | | The technical terms is "whoremark". It's for guys to put their fags out on. |
04-29-2007, 07:40 AM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ophiel Ophiuci The technical terms is "whoremark". It's for guys to put their fags out on. | There are a number of technical terms. Take your pick really. "Arse antlers" is my personal favourite. Even if I did get that off a German person.
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
04-29-2007, 07:46 AM
| | in a strange way, hch > u | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: THAWNG ISLAND
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| | | trampstamp | |
