| I'm newly metrosexual... I've decided to give up my chesty bonds/wife beaters and king gee/trucker shorts. Now I sport velor tracksuits in a pale baby pink colour and have a matching headband and nail polish. WITH WHITE TRAINERS! Boom.
Hooray for being a raging dyke who is now a new AND improved trailer park whore.
Hip hop hooray, yo.
Also, I shall be giving up girls for lent. I celebrate it a month later than everyone else because although I'm not religious I like to celebrate shit like this.
Yeah. So there.
PS: I think my new years resolution will be to become straight. Advice please, sorry for the long ramble before I got to the point... |