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04-23-2007, 05:44 PM
|  | riots not diets | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: artsy fartsy, ca
Posts: 978
| | | im newly lesbian
what are good pick up lines for girls? |
04-23-2007, 05:46 PM
|  | walking the cow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pollen lane
Posts: 7,902
| | | there is a ladder in yr tights. can i climb the stairway to heaven?
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no no never say maybe to smack bunny baby again. |
04-23-2007, 05:48 PM
|  | the blood is thicker | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany
Posts: 6,590
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Originally Posted by bookstore  there is a ladder in yr tights. can i climb the stairway to heaven? | haha. i love this. 
anyways, quite in general: pick up lines suck most of the time.
but then again, it's all about who uses them and how. |
04-23-2007, 05:51 PM
| | riots not diets | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: artsy fartsy, ca
Posts: 978
| | | well, im just extremely shy and i dont know how to go about this getting a girl into bed thing. |
04-23-2007, 05:51 PM
|  | pull me out of the lake | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: soho
Posts: 13,136
| | | you're a girl. this shouldn't be that complicated
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you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking |
04-23-2007, 05:54 PM
|  | *BURP* | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Richmond, Vagina
Posts: 1,240
| | "Hello. I lick you. I mean I like you...  " |
04-23-2007, 05:54 PM
| | the blood is thicker | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany
Posts: 6,590
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Originally Posted by discolexy you're a girl. this shouldn't be that complicated | depending on where you live it might be.
i know straight girls who would freak out on you basically if you tried to "pick them up" (for lack of a better phrase, my english sucks, have mercy)
so unless you're in a gay bar, it might be hard to find someone willing to "get into bed" with you |
04-23-2007, 05:59 PM
| | pull me out of the lake | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: soho
Posts: 13,136
| | | 'hi i'm a girl please tell me what girls like'
i know what you're saying but this thread is a bit retarded
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you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking |
04-23-2007, 06:03 PM
| | riots not diets | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: artsy fartsy, ca
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Originally Posted by discolexy 'hi i'm a girl please tell me what girls like'
i know what you're saying but this thread is a bit retarded | its more like a fear of being rejected thing, and being new at this lesbian thing i'm really shy and not quite sure what to do |
04-23-2007, 06:08 PM
|  | bluebirds | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: at the tragedy sale
Posts: 2,314
| | | Awww.
Sorry, I can't really offer you much help. But you would be my hero if you tried out bookstore's brilliant pick-up line, quickly photographed the reactions & posted them on kr. This could be a theme for a new project for all of us, perhaps. I think KR could do with some projects..hmm.. |
04-23-2007, 06:17 PM
|  | Chairman~MouseyTongue | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chairman Meow
Posts: 6,973
| | | Can I get you a drink? Though this is purely assuming she wont reject the drink in case you've spiked it, but its a good general one. Good eye contact before hand helps with "should you give it a shot" signals..... |
04-24-2007, 07:37 PM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
Posts: 5,370
| | | Welcome to hell.
Just get them really drunk because girls are pretty shit. Or get yourself really drunk and wait for them to use awful pickup lines on you instead. |
04-24-2007, 08:20 PM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,500
| | | because of the attire you are in i cant quiet tell which one of yours breasts is smaller. Im vodkaveins and I would like to buy you a drink. |
04-24-2007, 08:31 PM
|  | Liebegeneration Soldier | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: die Morgernstenlicht.
Posts: 114
| | LMAO
You guys are all funny!
When I was in a bar in Fresno, a girl came up to me and held out her two fingers!
And then she asked "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers!"
Bamboozled, I told her I didn't know.
And then she said "Because they're mine, baby!"
ROFLMAO
We've been dating for two years ever since!
I love my baby! |
04-24-2007, 08:33 PM
| | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,500
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by ze destroyer LMAO
You guys are all funny!
When I was in a bar in Fresno, a girl came up to me and held out her two fingers!
And then she asked "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers!"
Bamboozled, I told her I didn't know.
And then she said "Because they're mine, baby!"
ROFLMAO
We've been dating for two years ever since!
I love my baby! | Thats what having no standards does I guess.. |
04-24-2007, 08:40 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
Posts: 18,437
| | | "behold my magnificient lesbian form
now you shall fuck me"
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
04-24-2007, 08:41 PM
| | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,500
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Originally Posted by bort "behold my magnificient lesbian form
now you shall fuck me" | you big horney LEZBO |
04-24-2007, 08:43 PM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
Posts: 18,437
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic you big horney LEZBO | "It's true. I do have fat fingers"
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
04-24-2007, 08:46 PM
| | just a sideshow | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: pdx
Posts: 615
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by onewaynotgrrl Welcome to hell.
Just get them really drunk because girls are pretty shit. Or get yourself really drunk and wait for them to use awful pickup lines on you instead. | i'd go with this route |
04-24-2007, 08:46 PM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
Posts: 5,370
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