Anyone have interesting coming out stories?? Or any stories at all?

Gross. But at least I'll never have to do it again

Told my parents when I went out to a birthday dinner at a Greek restaurant with them. Had two bottles of wine before going, was totally mashed, and it all came out. They were fine. Came sometime between nearly choking on an olive, and dancing on a barrel top with some middle-aged lady. They told my sister that I had needed Dutch courage to tell them, when really it hadn't been my intention to say anything, it wasn't some planned sort of thing. They think they're so important that I had been planning how I would tell them. I don't think I ever told anyone I was gay whilst sober until I was at least 25. Ha.

Oh, you wanted interesting stories?

Edit: I'm not totally sure what coming out really is. What is the definition?

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I told my sister one night before going to bed. She was shocked and never expected it apprently.

Even though I adore baking, fashion, Desperate Housewives and all things flamboyant.

She then outed me(with my permission, of course) to my rents. My mother just about accepted it but never really talks about it much...and apparently when she told my Dad he said nothing...

But meh....never related to him anywho.

Well I've only come out to my closest friends, they are not interesting stories.

My parents know but I've never told them. I guess I'm just not hiding it anymore, so I'm sure they know.

The reason I don't tell them is because I don't have a reason to do it and cause all that uneccessary drama. I have enough drama without that discussion between me and my mom only, because my dad doesn't exist, he's like dead to me. He's just the old drunk who lives here, so who cares.