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03-18-2007, 09:26 PM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | My ass hurts (Myspace MeetUp Part.. I forget.)
so last night I lost my virginity to him.. It hurt so. fucking. bad. and I kept feeling like I was going to pee but.. I just didn't. I wanted to tell him to stop so many times but I felt I might as well do it all the way if I'm gonna do it.. I told him to stop but he convinced me because he said he's about to cum.. but yea it wasn't fun at all.
Sucking dick = not fun.
Getting my dick sucked = not fun.
Kissing = not fun
Getting Fucked = not fun
Fucking = not fun
giving handjobs = not fun
recieving handjobs = not fun
Masturbation = amaazzing.
He told me to lick his stomach hair, nipples, testicles and even his armpits. My dick smells like shit, I made him let me fuck him because I wanted to have fun too but it just, didn't feel, rofl.
I really do think he's attractive. What's wrong with me?
btw, I took TONS of valium, hydrocodone and codeine. Does that have anything to do with it? |
03-18-2007, 09:28 PM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by Painted Rose  I really do think he's attractive. What's wrong with me? | No, seriously, why would you talk about this on KR? None of us are equipped with the optimism to tell you anything positive about you having sex with people off of MySpace. Not as long as we're logged on.
Edit: And all of those not funs are because you're fucking a guy you don't really like. |
03-18-2007, 09:28 PM
|  | kitschy minger | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the medusa cascade
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| | who was it? ::jordan::? 
you idiots will never stop
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03-18-2007, 09:29 PM
| | kitschy minger | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the medusa cascade
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Originally Posted by Manhattan No, seriously, why would you talk about this on KR? None of us are equipped with the optimism to tell you anything positive about you having sex with people off of MySpace. Not as long as we're logged on. | he doesnt have anyone else but kr. sad, isnt it?
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03-18-2007, 09:29 PM
| | Because I was hungry... | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by Manhattan No, seriously, why would you talk about this on KR? None of us are equipped with the optimism to tell you anything positive about you having sex with people off of MySpace. Not as long as we're logged on. | He's got a point... |
03-18-2007, 09:31 PM
| | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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Originally Posted by Dithyrambic he doesnt have anyone else but kr. sad, isnt it? | Even I, spamhattan, have other forums I can go to when the f/hags get bitchy. C'mon, PR, you can do better than here. |
03-18-2007, 09:33 PM
| | kitschy minger | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the medusa cascade
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Originally Posted by Manhattan Even I, spamhattan, have other forums I can go to when the f/hags get bitchy. C'mon, PR, you can do better than here. | have you seen him? he really can't do any better
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03-18-2007, 09:34 PM
|  | pull me out of the lake | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: soho
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| | | why do you imagine that we care about your anal sex experience?
did you not read the last thread you made?
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03-18-2007, 09:35 PM
|  | heavens to murgatroyd | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hospice for the terminally ill
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Painted Rose Sucking dick = not fun.
Getting my dick sucked = not fun.
Kissing = not fun
Getting Fucked = not fun
Fucking = not fun
giving handjobs = not fun
recieving handjobs = not fun
| If you weren't so obviously gay, I'd say you were straight. |
03-18-2007, 09:36 PM
| | pull me out of the lake | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: soho
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Originally Posted by i_eat_ether If you weren't so obviously gay, I'd say you were straight. | lol.
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03-18-2007, 09:40 PM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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| | | Maybe you like vadge? |
03-18-2007, 09:41 PM
| | pull me out of the lake | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: soho
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Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic Maybe you like vadge? | the only vag i think he'd like is if he woke up with one in his pants.
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03-18-2007, 09:42 PM
| | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Maybe he's a voyeur. Installing cameras in the frat house. "Hello, I'm Stan, Stan the plumber. Trust me, I know what I'm doing." Could be. |
03-18-2007, 09:46 PM
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| | | Oh babies you see if you didn't love it you wouldn't be reading and posting so much, making other people come in and post and just never letting it die. you love it. |
03-18-2007, 09:46 PM
|  | slow refrain | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: austin.
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Originally Posted by Painted Rose and I kept feeling like I was going to pee but.. I just didn't. | it's called having a prostate.
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Originally Posted by DoloresHaze I did not miss the point, I just had a moment where Marilyn's tragedy overwhelmed me. Such a pure creature, she was just light gone too soon. | |
03-18-2007, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by sokkar it's called having a prostate. | ooh! a good response. ok, so what is a prostate and what does it do?? the deeper he goes the more i feel like im gonna pee, I get so scared pee is just gonna spray all over his walls. |
03-18-2007, 09:48 PM
| | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Suffice it to say, prostates are the main reason men like anal more than women.
P.S. I love KR like a bored housewife loves pills. |
03-18-2007, 09:49 PM
| | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Painted Rose ooh! a good response. ok, so what is a prostate and what does it do?? the deeper he goes the more i feel like im gonna pee, I get so scared pee is just gonna spray all over his walls. | Maybe you could do it in the bathroom/shower to play safe? |
03-18-2007, 09:49 PM
| | pull me out of the lake | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: soho
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Originally Posted by Painted Rose Oh babies you see if you didn't love it you wouldn't be reading and posting so much, making other people come in and post and just never letting it die. you love it. | withdrawal in disgust is not the same as apathy.
in the same way that expressing disdain is not the same as caring.
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