so last night I lost my virginity to him.. It hurt so. fucking. bad. and I kept feeling like I was going to pee but.. I just didn't. I wanted to tell him to stop so many times but I felt I might as well do it all the way if I'm gonna do it.. I told him to stop but he convinced me because he said he's about to cum.. but yea it wasn't fun at all.

Sucking dick = not fun.
Getting my dick sucked = not fun.
Kissing = not fun
Getting Fucked = not fun
Fucking = not fun
giving handjobs = not fun
recieving handjobs = not fun

Masturbation = amaazzing.

He told me to lick his stomach hair, nipples, testicles and even his armpits. My dick smells like shit, I made him let me fuck him because I wanted to have fun too but it just, didn't feel, rofl.

I really do think he's attractive. What's wrong with me?

btw, I took TONS of valium, hydrocodone and codeine. Does that have anything to do with it?

No, seriously, why would you talk about this on KR? None of us are equipped with the optimism to tell you anything positive about you having sex with people off of MySpace. Not as long as we're logged on.

Edit: And all of those not funs are because you're fucking a guy you don't really like.

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"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"

who was it? ::jordan::?
you idiots will never stop

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The greatest asset they all have is themselves. And yet does anybody promote that to them? Does anybody tell them that they are the greatest asset they have? Or are they steered to idol worship? Are they moved, are they motivated, are they inspired to look at the president or any politician as their only salvation? If they are, it's just a shame.

he doesnt have anyone else but kr. sad, isnt it?

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The greatest asset they all have is themselves. And yet does anybody promote that to them? Does anybody tell them that they are the greatest asset they have? Or are they steered to idol worship? Are they moved, are they motivated, are they inspired to look at the president or any politician as their only salvation? If they are, it's just a shame.

He's got a point...