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07-30-2006, 12:32 PM
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| | | By Popular Demand: Golden Girl Quote Time
Per my conversation with Vermin, here it is. Let it rip.
Golden Girl quotes, now. Bitches.
[Sophia and Dorothy come through the front door]
Rose: Why are you both wearing black? Did you just get back from a funeral?
Dorothy: No Rose, we were singing back-up for Johnny Cash.
Blanche: My life is a romance novel.
Sophia: Your life is a sports page.
Blanche: I tried giving up sex.
Dorothy: I guess you fell off the wagon.
Sophia: And on to a naval base!
Blanche: Blanche Devereux has NEVAH shared a man.
Sophia: Or a pizza.
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07-30-2006, 12:45 PM
|  | kitschy minger | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the medusa cascade
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| | | Dorothy: I can't believe Blanche's date is so long in the tooth!
Rose: I thought his teeth looked fine; what I couldn't believe was how old he is!!
Dorothy: You know, sometimes I just cannot believe my ears.
Sophia: I know, I should have pinned them back when you were seven.
Yes We Have No Havanas (ep. 1 from season 4) is my favorite episode. My least favorites are Empty Nest (season 2) and Brother Can you Spare that Jacket (season4).
Sophia: Do you know what the top ten signs of death are?
One, your kids start visiting on weekdays.
Two, you can't eat cream of wheat because it's too spicy.
Three, your doctor won't take a post-dated check ....
Dorothy: Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice, Miami is nice, Miami is nice. Miami is... Wait a minute, wait a minute! You put in an extra "Miami is nice"!
Rose: I had to. It hurts the music if you don't put it in.
Dorothy: But the lyrics don't make any sense! I mean, it goes, "Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice."
Rose: Oh, I see your point. Well, how about this: "Miami is nice, so I'll say it thrice!"
Dorothy: "Thrice"? Who the hell says "thrice"?!!
Rose: It's a word!
Dorothy: So is "interuterine." It does not belong in a song.
Rose: (Begins to play and sing) Miami, you're cuter than... an interuterine...
Thanks for the medicare!! For Blue Cross and Blue Shield! For a hip that finally healed!! Remember on prescriptions, Generic is a steal !!! We thank you so much!
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07-30-2006, 12:49 PM
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| | | Blanche: I'm abhorred.
Sophia: We know what you are, Blanche. I'm glad to finally hear you admit it.
Blanche: Sophia, I said abhorred.
Sophia: Abhorred, a slut, a tramp. It's all the same.
Dorothy: What were you doing in there?
Sophia: It's a bathroom!! What do you think I was doing, painting a fresco on the ceiling???
lol these are all from memory and might be a little off
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07-30-2006, 12:59 PM
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| | I just remembered how much I love this show a couple nights ago. I was flipping through the channels to listen to something to fall asleep to, and there was 'Golden Girls'....I was pretty tired, but remembered laying there laughing....but I can't remember a thing they were saying. I'll be going out to buy whatever seasons of this show are available 
BTW, Nice thread....this was nice to wake up to..... |
07-30-2006, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kellygirl I just remembered how much I love this show a couple nights ago. I was flipping through the channels to listen to something to fall asleep to, and there was 'Golden Girls'....I was pretty tired, but remembered laying there laughing....but I can't remember a thing they were saying. I'll be going out to buy whatever seasons of this show are available
BTW, Nice thread....this was nice to wake up to..... | well, when the original clan of noncourtneytards would fuck up a stupid thread we would start posting GG quotes. It always made everyone's day.
It really is a fucking funny show. Sophia especially, that's a saucy old gal if ever there was one.
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07-30-2006, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kellygirl I just remembered how much I love this show a couple nights ago. I was flipping through the channels to listen to something to fall asleep to, and there was 'Golden Girls'....I was pretty tired, but remembered laying there laughing....but I can't remember a thing they were saying. I'll be going out to buy whatever seasons of this show are available
BTW, Nice thread....this was nice to wake up to..... | One through five are available at the moment.
If you'd rather not buy all five, it is on 7 times a day during the week.
Monday through Friday you can catch it on Lifetime 8-9 AM, 10-11 PM, and 12midnight. 
I personally just bought the dvds but still catch the Lifetime episodes whenever possible. I like the randomness of it.
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07-30-2006, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Dithyrambic One through five are available at the moment.
If you'd rather not buy all five, it is on 7 times a day during the week.
Monday through Friday you can catch it on Lifetime 8-9 AM, 10-11 PM, and 12midnight.
I personally just bought the dvds but still catch the Lifetime episodes whenever possible. I like the randomness of it. |
Oh thank you! I had no idea it was ran during the day. I'll set my DVR to record it. Then ask for the seasons for Xmas or something, save me some cash
Thanks! |
07-30-2006, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Dithyrambic One through five are available at the moment.
If you'd rather not buy all five, it is on 7 times a day during the week.
Monday through Friday you can catch it on Lifetime 8-9 AM, 10-11 PM, and 12midnight.
I personally just bought the dvds but still catch the Lifetime episodes whenever possible. I like the randomness of it. | so did i. they cranked out the last 3 really quickly but i dont see anything about 6 and 7 on amazon.
it gets stale by then, but still.
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07-30-2006, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Daylight22 well, when the original clan of noncourtneytards would fuck up a stupid thread we would start posting GG quotes. It always made everyone's day. |
HAHA...yeah, now that I think about it, I did see some random stuff in some threads, so now I know what was going on. I used to laugh, thinking 'where did that come from?!' |
07-30-2006, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Daylight22 so did i. they cranked out the last 3 really quickly but i dont see anything about 6 and 7 on amazon.
it gets stale by then, but still. | Season 4 is my favorite. I like some from season 2, but honestly they just don't have the "re-watchableness" (Write it down, I just coined that) of the later seasons (3, 4, 5). I think by then the writers knew the characters better.
Also, the direction is better. Terry Moore directed the episodes better than the clowns who did season 1!!
I don't care much for season one.
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07-30-2006, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by kellygirl HAHA...yeah, now that I think about it, I did see some random stuff in some threads, so now I know what was going on. I used to laugh, thinking 'where did that come from?!' | I always liked seeing the random Golden Girl quotes in the threads, actually knowing what they were from. It made me feel like I was in a little club or something. lol 
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07-30-2006, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Daylight22 well, when the original clan of noncourtneytards would fuck up a stupid thread we would start posting GG quotes. It always made everyone's day.
It really is a fucking funny show. Sophia especially, that's a saucy old gal if ever there was one. | What i find amazing is that Estelle is still alive and kicking...that woman must be over 100 years old. Thanx Chris for spicing up the day.
Rose: Blanche, your initials spell B.E.D
Blanche: Oh that is just my name...Blanche Elisabeth Deveraux.
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07-30-2006, 01:29 PM
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| | | I love it!! Im gonna buy the dvd boxset! |
07-30-2006, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Dithyrambic I always liked seeing the random Golden Girl quotes in the threads, actually knowing what they were from. It made me feel like I was in a little club or something. lol | omg, so long ago. wow. off topic: did anyone save the courtney posts pre-hak??
blanche: my name is blanche devereux. that's french for blanche devereux.
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07-30-2006, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Daylight22 omg, so long ago. wow. off topic: did anyone save the courtney posts pre-hak?? | I already told you, Cathy might have them. At least she had the very last one in which Corky denied the bone-crushing, face-lifting, labiaplasty etc etc. Sadly i deleted mine.
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07-30-2006, 01:44 PM
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| | | Dorothy: Remind me when I'm feeling better to beat the crap out of her.
(Season 5, episode 1. I kid you not.)
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07-30-2006, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Vermin I already told you, Cathy might have them. At least she had the very last one in which Corky denied the bone-crushing, face-lifting, labiaplasty etc etc. Sadly i deleted mine. | Oh I must have missed you telling me that. God, I hope she has it. I missed SO much, apparently.
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07-30-2006, 01:49 PM
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| | | Is anyone familiar with this 'black out' phantom episode? I heard it's ranked as one of the best GG episodes, yet it's not listed on offical site or dvds. I don't even know the title as it was refered to as is, so I might be wrong.
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You take the trouble to construct a civilization, to build a society based on the principles of principle. You make government and art and realize that they are, must be, both the same. You bring things to the saddest of all points, to the point where there is something to lose. Then, all at once, through all the music, through all the sensible sounds of men building, attempting, comes the Dies Irae. And what is it? What does the trumpet sound? Up yours. | |
