MegaStar says: 'They come over here, shagging our comedians and drinking our beer…'
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Courtney Love appears to be making herself quite at home in the UK.
It’s been reported that the bottle-blonde human hoover has been sussing out swanky pads in Hampstead, north London.
And it appears she is particularly keen on snapping up Sporty Spice’s old flat, which is in the same block as Baby Spice Emma Bunton’s home.
Not to mention only spitting distance from her new best pals, The Primrose Hill Set.
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She’s been spotted out and about with Sadie Frost and she’s written a ditty dedicated to Pete Doherty.
She’s already shown her appreciation for all things British after allegedly romping with Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan, and turning up backstage on the Little Britain tour earlier this year.
Next she’ll be doing a Madonna and talking with a Dick van Dyke-style English accent.
“A pint of lager beer please landlord,” she’ll say from under her authentic flat cap as she strokes her whippet and chews on a Yorkshire pudding.
That’s the last thing we need. Another bossy-boots American harridan, coming over here and drinking our ale.
Back to California with you, you toot-loving, mascara-streaked mess. And take your oddly-named child with you.