Yo, yo, dawg, what's up? We're down to the final seven, baby! Here's how the kids stack up according to me, junemeatcleaver.

Absolutely sucks:

Ace Young
Chris

Mediocre:

Katahrine
Taylor
Pickler
Paris

The only decent one there:

Elliott

There you go, the only word about AI 5 you need.

this is just on over here.
i only watch it because it's good to get stoned to when i come home from work and my brain is wired and i need to chiiiiilll.
i like the crazy guy with the grey hair.
and simon.
i like simon very much. my flatmate thinks it's a power thing, but i'm like, if it was a power thing then why don't i like donald trump? or bill clinton? you know?
and he went hurrumph.
everything after the random auditions suck though.

Ace is cute and thats all he has going for him.
i like katherine and elliot a lot

I fell asleep at about 8:30 last night. Who got kicked off last night??

Ace got kicked off.
Thankfully.

Chris doesn't suck, he's the best contestant on the show.
I like Elliot too though. Paris is also good.

Picker is the absolute worst. That fucking bitch and her inbred routine makes me sick.

Ace finally got the boot? YAY! His Queen rendition sickened me.

You just know people have been kissing Ace's ass all his life. So it probably came as a shock to him when Brian May told him to stick his "We Will Rock You" arrangement up his ass. Because that song needs fixing and Ace is the guy to do it.

He wanted to be Chris so badly during the Queen performance, what with the altered arrangement and walking around the stage with the mic stand. Fucking goof.

Now that he's out of the contest I guess he can fuck that booze-addled cougar Paula. She was probably all over him ten seconds after the episode wrapped.

hahaha...i know what you mean. hes adorable so you know thats why he stayed around so long. One of my best friends watches AI obsessively and voted over and over for Ace just to look at him. *gags*

up until this current season i boycotted AI though.

ooo and he should have fucked Paula sooner, maybe he would have stayed longer

uh HELLLEW - who's the grey haired guy?
and pic of ace so i at least know who the fuck you're talking about?

the grey haired guy is Taylor....hes awesome as well.

Ace:

thank you.

eek fugmo.

haha. he had his moments where he was cute. but GOD he sucked.

I think they should forget about the recording contract next season and make the prize Paula's middle-aged ex-cheerleader pussy. This is practical for a bunch of reasons.

First, it will make the fact she uses the show to hook up with hot twenty year old guys less controversial.

Second, asides from Kelly in the first season, winning the show has meant pretty much nothing. Clay came in second and did okay, but see what happens when his fat Christian girl fan-base finds out he's a big cock-smoker. The rest of the winners are already has-beens. At least snatch is tangible.

Third, it will be funny to hear Paula all glassy-eyed and spaced out, raving "you took my pussy and you made it your own".

Fourth, the very idea will horrify scary conservative bitches like Mandisa. Boring girls like Pickler, Katherine and Melissa will also stay away, leaving the contest open to Durstesque jocks and big burly dykes. Doesn't that sound like good watching?

only if simon does something waaay scandalous.

Thank GOD that Boyband reject is gone!

Oh, I can't stand that Kelly Prickler and her stupid inbred routine. It's sickening how Simon gushes at her and goes along with it. gross.

Why do you people watch such crap?

i think:

1. LOL for serious
2. Post more. Please.
3. If AI did this they could be brilliant. Fuck, make a spin off, SOMETHING.
Id give my left arm to watch a bunch of butchy lesbians trying to kill some little Clay wannabe to get some of Paulas poon tang.

I like Elliot. He is so cute and goofy. Love it.

For the life of me, I don't know. I guess I'm just bored.

yip.