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Old 07-07-2006, 02:28 AM
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Favorite quotes from The Sopranos...

Paulie Walnuts: "Ginny Sacrimoni, what she needs is her own zip code."

Gigi Cestone: "Jersey's a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over."

Furio: "I like a woman you can grab onto something."

Paulie Walnuts: "You grab onto Ginny Sacrimoni, your fuckin' hands will disappear!"

Silvio Dante: "She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."

Paulie Walnuts: "She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food."

Tony Soprano, Sr.: "When Ginny hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips."

Gigi Cestone: "Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and *still* never meet!"
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:33 AM
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Paulie Walnuts: "Ginny Sacrimoni, what she needs is her own zip code."

Gigi Cestone: "Jersey's a small state. She moves in, she could tip it over."

Furio: "I like a woman you can grab onto something."

Paulie Walnuts: "You grab onto Ginny Sacrimoni, your fuckin' hands will disappear!"

Silvio Dante: "She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."

Paulie Walnuts: "She's so fat, she goes campin', the bears have to hide their food."

Tony Soprano, Sr.: "When Ginny hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips."

Gigi Cestone: "Two guys could fuck her at the same time, and *still* never meet!"
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Silvio Dante: "She's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
i think that one is my favorite
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:48 AM
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i think that one is my favorite
Yeah, that quote is pretty funny but I typed up the whole conversation the boys were having about Ginny. What is your favorite Soprano quote aside from these?

Another quote I like from the show is by Carmela: "Act like a good Catholic for 15 fucking minutes. Is that so much to ask?"

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i havent watched the show for a long while, i dont know if i can remember a direct quote
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There are so many, but these have always stood out in my mind.

Artie, in season 1, learning that his beloved daughter's soccer coach is a rapist:

"That self-righteous prick put his dick in my little girl's soccer teammate! Yeah. She's in 11th grade, for chrissake. Oh, my god. Chiara... He drove her home from the supermarket one night when it was raining. Oh, my little girl. Fucking degenerate son-of-a-bitch. He deserves to die. Betraying children?"

Livia, to AJ, who's having an existential crisis in season 2. i esp loved the last line:

AJ: What's the purpose?
Livia: Of what?
AJ: Being... Here on our planet. Earth. Those kids are dead meat. What's the use? What's the purpose?
Livia: Why does everything have to have a purpose? The world is a jungle. If you want my advice, anthony, don't expect happiness, you won't get it, people let you down. And I'm not naming any names, but in the end, you die in your own arms.
AJ: You mean alone?
Livia: It's all a big nothing. What what makes you think you're so special?
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There are so many, but these have always stood out in my mind.

Artie, in season 1, learning that his beloved daughter's soccer coach is a rapist:

"That self-righteous prick put his dick in my little girl's soccer teammate! Yeah. She's in 11th grade, for chrissake. Oh, my god. Chiara... He drove her home from the supermarket one night when it was raining. Oh, my little girl. Fucking degenerate son-of-a-bitch. He deserves to die. Betraying children?"

Livia, to AJ, who's having an existential crisis in season 2. i esp loved the last line:

AJ: What's the purpose?
Livia: Of what?
AJ: Being... Here on our planet. Earth. Those kids are dead meat. What's the use? What's the purpose?
Livia: Why does everything have to have a purpose? The world is a jungle. If you want my advice, anthony, don't expect happiness, you won't get it, people let you down. And I'm not naming any names, but in the end, you die in your own arms.
AJ: You mean alone?
Livia: It's all a big nothing. What what makes you think you're so special?
Lol! That is classic Livia. What a bitch. No wonder Tony wound up on Dr. Melfi's couch. She has her work cut out for her!
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i havent watched the show for a long while, i dont know if i can remember a direct quote
That's cool. Not to get off the topic but I see you're from Ohio. That's one of my favorite songs..."Ohio". You know the one I'm talking about...by Crosby, Stills & Young? It's about how students that were protesting the Vietnam war were gunned down at Ohio State University. But this is a Soprano's thread so forgive my wandering mind. Lol!

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Another quote I like from the show is by Carmela: "Act like a good Catholic for 15 minutes. Is that so much to ask?"
It's actually something like "15 fucking minutes," which is what makes it really great to me.

"What, your father never cut off anyone's pinky with a meat cleaver?" - Tony

"He's the hair apparent" - Chris-toe-fuh

"Well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce." - Tony
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Tony: There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.

Tony: I wipe my ass with your feelings.

Carmela: If you want her to be with him, just keep playing the race card. You're gonna drive her right into his arms.
Tony: Not if I cut off those arms.

Paulie: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?
Silvio: Oh, yeah.
Paulie: How long did it take for the guy to come?
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i think that one is my favorite
that's because sil is god <3
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It's actually something like "15 fucking minutes," which is what makes it really great to me.

"What, your father never cut off anyone's pinky with a meat cleaver?" - Tony

"He's the hair apparent" - Chris-toe-fuh

"Well, when you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce." - Tony
Duly noted, Wildwoman. I made the change. You're right...it does sound better. It gives the line more oomph. I like your take on how people from the tri-state area pronounce Christopher. "Chris-toe-fuh". Ha, ha! How about the pronunciation of Anthony? I've heard it pronounced as "Ant-nee" more times than I can count.

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Duly noted, Wildwoman. I made the change. You're right...it does sound better. It gives the line more oomph. I like your take on how people from the tri-state area pronounce Christopher. "Chris-toe-fuh". Ha, ha! How about the pronunciation of Anthony? I've heard it pronounced as "Ant-nee" more times than I can count.
Sorry to be so pendantic, but that is what makes me remember that line.

Anthony is my fathers name (and was his fathers name). I tell my brother he can have that name for his son if he wants, because I don't think I should use it. I don't really have a regional accent, I think (although maybe people from very far away might think I do, but for this part of the country I have the no-accent Northern Westchester voice), but I'm loud, so I feel like if I named my kid Anthony, I'd wind up sounding like Carmela whenever I had to call him in for dinner. Sometimes I think what I should do is name my son Anthony and then any time I need to call him, for anything at all, I'll imitate Talia Shire in Godfather II and yell "Ant-nee!! Y'Fatha wants to take ya to Reno nowww!!!"
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Sorry to be so pendantic, but that is what makes me remember that line.

Anthony is my fathers name (and was his fathers name). I tell my brother he can have that name for his son if he wants, because I don't think I should use it. I don't really have a regional accent, I think (although maybe people from very far away might think I do, but for this part of the country I have the no-accent Northern Westchester voice), but I'm loud, so I feel like if I named my kid Anthony, I'd wind up sounding like Carmela whenever I had to call him in for dinner. Sometimes I think what I should do is name my son Anthony and then any time I need to call him, for anything at all, I'll imitate Talia Shire in Godfather II and yell "Ant-nee!! Y'Fatha wants to take ya to Reno nowww!!!"
Hey, Wildwoman! You should be doing standup comedy if you are not already. I love your posts. I have a classic Noo Yawk accent and if somebody doesn't like it they can kiss my Irish ass. Lol! I grew up a few blocks away from John Gotti's headquarters so all I heard was Badabing Badaboom talk (make that 'tawk'). I soaked up that culture like a sponge and it remains part of who I am to this day. Around ten years ago the neighborhood added an extension on to that line. Now it's Badabing Badaboom Buttafuoco! I have even seen that on bumperstickers. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I named one of my dogs Badabing. So keep the Badabing culture alive and add some more Soprano quotes to my thread.
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Carmela: If you want her to be with him, just keep playing the race card. You're gonna drive her right into his arms.
Tony: Not if I cut off those arms.
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