| Haha - I go and see every shitty film that my boyfriend wants to see but he won't come see The Lake House with me. I hate Bullock, I hate Keanu, I think it looks terrible, but I REALLY want to see it!
__________________ A guy in Dumfries had to replace his mother's sofa because he'd fucked it.
"Why did he have to replace it?" we wondered.
"Because he'd cut a hole in it." said Andrew, authoritively.
I ventured that I would just have gone at it between the cushions.
There's more than one way to fuck a couch. | 
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