i really didn't give all that much of a **** about Charlie Sheen up until now, which has reached a point of Gadafi-esque grandiose delusion. except he looks like sweaty Nixon getting his *** handed to him by Frost.
if you haven't seen the Today show... just take 12 minutes, and enjoy:
(you might have to scroll to the video at the center)
on how he became sober:
"i just.. closed my eyes, and made it so."
on if he thinks it's bad that his kids will have to read about him holding hookers hostage, destroying his adjoining hotel room on their "family" trip to disneyland on a cokebinge, holding their mom at knifepoint, etc:
"umm, no. they get... they get to see me and say "that's
this guy"!?! and then, they get to hear the whole story, from me!? umm WINNING!"
on the last time he did drugs
"don't know, don't care. drugs? am i on drugs? i'm on a drug called CHARLIE SHEEN"
on CBS:
"they picked the wrong guy.. they picked a war with a warlock. i will win the war with violent hatred, you either love or hate, and if you live in the middle, you get nothing. so... bring it, dude!"
on why AA is gay:
"what fools! trolls! weak! defeated! they allowed defeat to be an option. i will not. AA is not for people with tiger blood, with Adonis in their veins!"
also:
"Thomas Jefferson, was a *****. I had a diseased brain, but I cured it! I cured it with my mind!"
"i think my passion is misinterpreted as anger, sometimes, and people just aren't ready for my message of violent love"