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06-14-2006, 01:46 AM
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| | | male celebrities who could be without sex organs
These men are sexless to me. Not ugly, not repulsive. Too boring to even register. Rod Stewart is gross, but I can picture him having lots of sex. I don't like to, but I can.
I can't imagine any of these men having sex.
1. Jerry Seinfeld: Every week on his show, Jerry was dating a different hot girl. He talked about sex a lot. There was an episode about masturbation. And STILL I can't picture him actually having sex.
2. Roger Ebert: I can't even picture Roger having enough testosterone to grow facial hair. Although it's probably best he doesn't. He would look gross with it. You could give this guy a popcorn bucket with a hole in the bottom and he would have no idea what to do with it. "Heck dear, we can mess around anytime. Let's watch Plains, Trains and Automobiles instead."
3. Mike Myers: He played Austin Powers and that horny fag in 54, but I still don't see it. I found the schwing shit in Wayne's World totally unconvincing. I wish I could spend a few minutes in Mike Myers body just to see what it would be like to be Mike Myers and have an erection. I have a feeling my head my pop, like comtemplating what lies beyond the edge of the universe.
(His sexually dead quality might have something to do with his hair and baby-fat.)  |
06-14-2006, 01:53 AM
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06-14-2006, 01:56 AM
|  | say it ain't so | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: calgary, ab.
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Originally Posted by Halloween | ohhh dibs. |
06-14-2006, 02:09 AM
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| | | mel gibson. i just cant. especially now
and of course, tom cruise |
06-14-2006, 02:14 AM
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| | | tom green |
06-14-2006, 02:28 AM
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| | | Phillip Seymour Hoffman |
06-14-2006, 05:04 AM
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| | | Adam brody. Eew. I think it's the annoying neurotic character he always plays but still. |
06-14-2006, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by XNew TasteX mel gibson | Hasn't he got like a hundred offspring somewhere??
Marilyn Manson, I know he is seen by all those little dyi goth kids to be sexual and what not, but no no no no. I think it would be scary having him on top of me.
Jim Carrey, eww, don't like him, and don't want to like him. |
06-14-2006, 08:04 AM
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| | | mel gibson?? you kiddin right.
that pen and teller pic is creepy. the mute one is so spooky. |
06-14-2006, 08:15 AM
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| | | hahaha this thread is great. |
06-14-2006, 08:28 AM
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| | | Barbara Walters
her & penisYUCK |
06-14-2006, 09:53 AM
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| | Tina yothers and rowan atkinson.... oo and oprah haha I cant imagine oprah doing the naughty!!  |
06-14-2006, 09:56 AM
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| | | even though i think he is kinda hot.
steve buscemi... even the post orgasmic chill scene in ghost world is weirding me out, and that isnt even real. |
06-14-2006, 11:06 AM
|  | pussy liquor | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: house of 1000 corpses
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Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic
Marilyn Manson, I know he is seen by all those little dyi goth kids to be sexual and what not, but no no no no. I think it would be scary having him on top of me.
Jim Carrey, eww, don't like him, and don't want to like him.
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hm...Jim carrey...after seeing Eternal sunshine I find him very sexy.
and marilyn manson..GAL;JDAL;KDJL;AKJD;LKJADL;KAJ;DLKJA
I would tap that anyday  |
06-14-2006, 11:08 AM
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| | | Jim Carrey. He's sexless. Like...there's just nothing. I don't find him to be sexy or attractive he's just there. |
06-14-2006, 11:09 AM
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| | | Billy Corgan.
When Courtney claimed he was good in the sack I was like "huh...did someone actually sleep with that guy?" |
06-14-2006, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by XNew TasteX mel gibson. i just cant. especially now | the man has seven kids, he sure is getting' jiggy in the sack
I wonder is he REALLY Roman Catholic about this sort thing like not using contraception?! |
06-14-2006, 11:22 AM
|  | admire the distance | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: UK
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Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic Hasn't he got like a hundred offspring somewhere??
Marilyn Manson, I know he is seen by all those little dyi goth kids to be sexual and what not, but no no no no. I think it would be scary having him on top of me.
Jim Carrey, eww, don't like him, and don't want to like him. | Yeah in esotsm Jim i think can be seen as sexy.
Marilyn though .. imagine waking up next to him, im not sure whats worse with or without the makeup!!  |
06-14-2006, 11:33 AM
|  | gotoffwivkeily | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the harbour
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| | | Tom Cruise
and Nicole Kidman for that matter |
06-14-2006, 11:48 AM
| | pussy liquor | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: house of 1000 corpses
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| | | definitely nicole kidman....oh okay wait I just thought of her in practical magic and took that back....she was a fox there
but she irritates me in Moulin Rouge
k I seriously find jessica alba TOTALLY sexless..I will say that at the mtv movie awards, in some of the skits they ran, (such as the king kong one) I did find her actually funny and charismatic, but overall I dont find her very sex kitten ish...just sorta bland. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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