so the two baby stealers had a baby once and it died. and then the lady baby stealer well wanted to steal lucus for herself and even pretended it was dead baby at some points. and then the man baby stealer was all like NO we have to flog it and stick to the plan!(which i think is black market theory mentioned above) and the girl was all cross for ageeees

and they did the same thing to natty as they are doing to ste years ago and only recently has natty figured all this out and tried to help ste but evil baby stealers are striring **** up and making everyone inc zoe think that natty is boo evil bad man.

OK THANKS i love you alot,
BUT I MEAN WHAT THE HELL how can they STEAL A BABY AND NO ONE CALL THE POLICE OR ****?

because they make the dad think they are proper bad and *probs* convince them to give the kid away for the best

yeah thats right; this is a pretty ****ty storyline

^ Beat me to it.

Hollyoaks are the worst out of all the soaps at dragging storylines out.
The best thing Hollyoaks have done recently was get that Irish woman to dance to Kate Bush. I hate her, but that was funny.

By the way, what happened to justin? Did he die in the fire with whatshisface? Oh, and is that guy retarded in real life? Spencer?

I love that Newt is going out with that Mcqueen girl now. I want Lauren to kut herself till she dies. Her face makes me so angry.

lauren's face is AWFUL. i can't bear her. i wanted that older boy she shagged to turn out to be a crazy murderer type. but ALAS she LIVES.

justin left with russ after the fire cos he was being blamed.

does anyone else hate it when calvin speaks in that high pitched "i care" voice?