Yes, such a thing will soon exist. The thread starts here. It's a horrendous thought really, isn't it? I intend to not miss a second.

If this isn't supreme car crash television, I will assassinate the head of TVNZ myself.

And Rachel Hunter is not involved, which is a sin. What with her being really into reality TV. And a former model. From New Zealand. Pfft.

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

OMGZ I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE.
it was hilarious.

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I haven't seen it yet. So don't spoil it. Much. TELL ALL. I can't wait.

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

they are like cows chewing their cud. and the main judge is a scary bitch.

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If you mean Ms Tetro, I think she will need to be, to get over the "who the fuck is she?!" factor. Instantly memorable.

I had waking nightmares that they would get Kylie Bax in to be the host.

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter