s.Darko

starring nomi malone from striptease.
chuck bass from gossip girl and jasper cullen from twilights.
jasper and chuck headbutt.
oscar?

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.So maybe I should enlighten you on what happens in your absence. This selfish existence where this introvert turns extrovert and dons their social armor. I became the perfect party apprentice, with a PHD in sitting on kitchen counters and drawing my cheeks in and shooting you looks that I don't even mean. Hips that grind to scratchy indie hits and shoes that stick to nightclub floors...

This will be horrifyingly orgasmic for me, considering I'm completely obsessed with Ed Westwick AND Jackson Rathbone. I've been waiting for this film for a long time. The only surefire way to oscariify it would be if there were a sex scene. Ed And Jackson of course. Oh boy.
It'll take a lot to top Donnie, although from the trailer, s. looks pretty great.

well i dont know about oscar but i would definitely have no qualms with sitting through two hours of chuck bass.

the trailer looks fkn shit. i remain skeptical.

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I CARRIED A WATERMELON

it looks godawful.

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gonna get my walkie talkie, and some mustard and some mayonnaise, and a mermaid, and some macaroni, bricks, and some telephone wires, and phone machines