Or until they do another one, anyway. I demand props because I actually sat here, on a Sunday, transcribing this from Empire's frankly horrible and unnavigable website, for no reason other than to post it here.

OK, here we go:

500. Ocean's Eleven
499. Saw
498. Back To The Future Part II
497. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
496. Superman Returns
495. Jailhouse Rock
494. Sideways
493. In The Company Of Men
492. Amores Perros
491. Ben-Hur
490. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
489. Brick
488. Princess Mononoke
487. Superbad
486. Breakfast At Tiffany's
485. The Wicker Man
484. The Fountain
483. The Big Red One
482. Scream
481. Topsy Turvy
480. The Son's Room
479. The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
478. Flesh
477. Rebel Without A Cause
476. Santa Sangre
475. Pirates Of The Carribea: Dead Man's Chest
474. Enter The Dragon
473. Into The Wild
472. Le Doulos
471. Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban
470. Glengarry Glen Ross
469 Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
468. The Crow
467. The Deer Hunter
466. Snatch
465. 12 Monkeys
464. Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
463. Juno
462. Dead Man's Shoes
461. Halloween
460. Crash
459. Ikiru
458. Batman
457. Full Metal Jacket
456. 28 Days Later
455. Top Gun
454. The Bourne Supremacy
453. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
452. Unbreakable
451. Speed
450. King Kong
449. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
448. A History Of Violence
447. Ten
446. High Fidelity
445. Dumb and Dumber
444. Hairspray
443. Dog Day Afternoon
442. Atonement
441. Being John Malkovich
440. Akira
439. Grosse Point Blank
438. The Lost Boys
437. Spider-Man
436. Beauty And The Beast
435. American Psycho
434. The Cat Concerto
433. Good Will Hunting
432. X-Men 2
431. Electra Glide In Blue
430. Big Trouble In Little China
429. Danger: Diabolik
428. The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser
427. Spring In a Small Town
426. Enduring Love
425. Wonder Boys
424. To Have And Have Not
423. Kill Bill Vol. 2
422. A Man Escaped
421. Lethal Weapon
420. Jerry Maguire
419. Days Of Heaven
418. V For Vendetta
417. Lords Of Dogtown
416. Bad Taste
415. Dawn Of The Dead
414. The Double Life Of Véronique
413. Finding Nemo
412. Heathers
411. Spider-Man 2
410. A Hard Day's Night
409. Men In Black
408. Zelig
407. The Jungle Book
406. Iron Man
405. Dirty Dancing
404. RoboCop
403. Do The Right Thing
402. Little Miss Sunshine
401. Batman Returns
400. The Incredibles
399. Greed
398. Killer Of Sheep
397. Night Of The Living Dead
396. The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
395. Casino
394. Cloverfield
393. Garden State
392. Paris, Texas
391. Mulholland Drive
390. 2 Days In Paris
389. Election
388. The English Patient
387. Rain Man
386. The Great Silence
385. Ace In The Hole
384. The Shop Around The Corner
383. Serenity
382. Caché
381. Monty Python And The Holy Grail
380. Children Of Men
379. Ratatouille
378. The Goonies
377. Mean Streets
376. Zodiac
375. Four Weddings And A Funeral
374. Hot Fuzz
373. Wall-E
372. Army of Darkness
371. Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl
370. Rocky
369. The Breakfast Club
368. Airplane!
367. Cabaret
366. Predator
365. The Bourne Identity
364. Natural Born Killers
363. Good Morning, Vietnam
362. The Elephant Man
361. Clerks
360. The Return
359. The Lady Eve
358. Russian Ark
357. The Long Goodbye
356. Napoléon
355. Sunshine
354. Un Chien Andalou
353. Bugsy Malone
352. Unfaithfully Yours
351. Zulu
350. Planet Of The Apes
349. Arthur
348. Au Hasard Balthazar
347. All About Eve
346. Leave Her To Heaven
345. Fatal Attraction
344. The Last Waltz
343. Monsters, Inc.
342. The Gold Rush
341. The Passenger
340. High And Low
339. Spirited Away
338. Jules Et Jim
337. 300
336. Titanic
335. The Seventh Seal
334. The Magnificent Ambersons
333. Grease
332. The Sixth Sense
331 The Green Mile
330. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
329. The Lives Of Others
328. The Truman Show
327. The Nightmare Before Christmas
326. Out Of Sight
325. Kill Bill Vol. 1
324. Lone Star
323. The Last Seduction
322. Aladdin
321. Funny Face
320. Braveheart
319. The Lion King
318. Rebecca
317. Midnight Run
316. Trainspotting
315. Sense and Sensibility
314. Sweet Smell Of Success
313. Battleship Potemkin
312 Suspiria
311. American History X
310. Gremlins
309. Transformers
308. The Terminator
307. Midnight Cowboy
306. Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
305. The Prestige
304. Radio Days
303. Together
302. The Best Years Of Our Lives
301. Love And Death
300. Sawdust And Tinsel
299. The Palm Beach Story
298 Le Cercle Rouge
297. It Happened One Night
296. All The President's Men
295. The Untouchables
294. The Red Balloon
293. La Maman Et La Putain
292. La Belle Et La Bête
291. Rocco And His Brothers
290. Rashomon
289. John Carpenter's The Thing
288. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
287. Secrets And Lies
286. L'Avventura
285. Solaris
284. Scarface
283. Ran
28. The Godfather Part III
281. Interview With The Vampire
282. Mad Max 2
281. National Lampoon's Animal House
278. Carlito's Way
277. On The Town
276. Layer Cake
275. My Neighbour Totoro
274. Sin City
273. The Maltese Falcon
272. The Bird With The Crystal Plumage
271. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
270. The Death Of Mr. Lazarescu
269. A Place In The Sun
268. The Lady Vanishes
267. Crimes And Misdemeanors
266. Ghost World
265. A.I. Artificial Intelligence
264. American Graffiti
263. Das Boot
262. The Virgin Suicides
261. Roman Holiday
260. Field Of Dreams
259. Groundhog Day
258. The Blues Brothers
257. The Black Cat
256. Le Quai Des Brumes
255. Ninotchka
254. The Verdict
253. First Blood
252. The Leopard
251. Darling
250. Sunrise
249. My Darling Clementine
248. Pandora's Box
247. All That Jazz
246. The Philadelphia Story
245. Downfall
244. Dazed And Confused
243. Heimat
242. King Kong
241. Brighton Rock
240. Forrest Gump
239. Cinema Paradiso
238. Requiem For A Dream
237. Delicatessen
236. Black Narcissus
235. Battle Royale
234. The Bourne Ultimatum
233. Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom
232. Jurassic Park
231. Shaun of the Dead
230. Howl's Moving Castle
229. Festen
228. No Country For Old Men
227. Léon
226. Romeo + Juliet
225. Get Carter
224. Distant Voices, Still Lives
223. Safe
222. Mother And Son
221. McCabe & Mrs Miller
220. Far From Heaven
219. The Outlaw Josey Wales
218. Mr Hulot's Holiday
217. The Magnificent Seven
216. Sunday Bloody Sunday
215. Jackie Brown
214. Army Of Shadows
213. Songs From The Second Floor
212. M
211. Moulin Rouge!
210. Platoon
209. Local Hero
208. The Departed
207. The Misfits
206. The Exorcist
205. The Addiction
204. The Bride Of Frankenstein
203. Life Of Brian
202. The Killer
201. JFK
200. Before Sunrise
199. The Texas Chain Saw Masacre
198. Fargo
197. Point Break
196. Amelie
195. It's A Wonderful Life
194. The Bicycle Thieves
193. Ed Wood
192. Eraserhead
191. Brokeback Mountain
190. Big
189. Ghostbusters
188. School of Rock
187. The Big Country
186. United 93
185. Paths Of Glory
184. Dirty Harry
183. Le Samourai
182. Performance
181. Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls
180. To Kill A Mockingbird
179. Toy Story 2
178. Hellzapoppin'
177. City Of God
176. A Cantebury Tale
175. Rushmore
174. Superman The Movie
173. Memento
172. The Wizard Of Oz
171. Brief Encounter
170. La Haine
169. Viridiana
168. Tootsie
167. Don't Look Now
166. Goldfinger
165. Partie De Campagne
164. The Searchers
163. The Bridge Over The River Kwai
162. A Nightmare On Elm Street
161. The Year Of Living Dangerously
160. Being There
159. The Royal Tenenbaums
158. Unforgiven
157. True Romance
156. Saving Private Ryan
155. Badlands
154. Betty Blue
153. The Innocents
152. Boogie Nights
151. Gladiator
150. The French Connection
149. The Red Shoes
148. Z
147. Notorious
146. Shampoo
145. Sophie's Choice
144. There Will Be Blood
143. Cyrano De Bergerac
142. Almost Famous
141. Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
140. As Good As It Gets
139. Blow Out
138. Cool Hand Luke
137. Dances With Wolves
136. Amadeus
135. Duck Soup
134. Seven
133. Double Indemnity
132. Pan's Labyrinth
131. The Last Of The Mohicans
130. The Man Who Would Be King
129. Harvey
128. Lost In Translation
127. The Sting
126. Pat Garrett And Billy The Kid
125. A Bout De Souffle
124. The Silence Of The Lambs
123. A Woman Under The Influence
122. The Princess Bride
121. Los Olvidados
120. The Battle Of Algiers
119. The Wages Of Fear
118. Withnail And I
117. Miller's Crossing
116. Rio Bravo
115. Blazing Saddles
114. The Conversation
113. Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
112. I Am Cuba
111. Fitzcarraldo
110. Before Sunset
109. Touch of Evil
108. The Tree Of Wooden Clogs
107. An American Werewolf In London
106. A Man For All Seasons
105. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
104. The Rules Of The Game
103. Rear Window
102. The Hustler
101. Raising Arizona
100. Network
99. Toy Story
98. North By Northwest
97. Reservoir Dogs
96. American Beauty
95. Yojimbo
94. The Wild Bunch
93. Spirit of the Beehive
92. Once Upon A Time In America
91. Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
90. When Harry Met Sally
89. Magnolia
88. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
87. The King Of Comedy
86. Carrie
85. Blue Velvet
84. L.A. Confidential
83. Brazil
82. The Great Escape
81. Batman Begins
80. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
79. The Thin Red Line
78. Rosemary's Baby
77. Spartacus
76. Manhattan
75. A Matter of Life and Death
74. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
73. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
72. 12 Angry Men
71. The Night of the Hunter
70. Stand By Me
69. Three Colours Red
68. Annie Hall
67. Tokyo Story
66. Edward Scissorhands
65. Harold and Maude
64. Oldboy
63. Sunset Boulevard
62. The Graduate
61. The Usual Suspects
60. Come And See
59. Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
58. His Girl Friday
57. Lawrence of Arabia
56. Casino Royale
55. La Dolce Vita
54. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
53. Donnie Darko
53. The Shining
51. 8 1/2
50. Seven Samurai
49. Evil Dead 2
48. This Is Spinal Tap
47. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
46. On The Waterfront
45. Psycho
44. Schindler's List
43. The Big Lebowski
42. Kind Hearts And Coronets
41. The 400 Blows
40. Vertigo
39. The Matrix
38. Heat
37. A Clockwork Orange
36. Andrei Rublev
35. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
34. The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
33. Alien
32. Butch Cassidy and the Sunadnce Kid
31. Gone With The Wind
30. Aliens
29. Die Hard
28. Citizen Kane
27. Some Like It Hot
26. Dr Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
25. The Good The Bad And The Ugly
24. The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
23. Back To The Future
22. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
21. The Third Man
20. Blade Runner
19. The Godfather Part II
18. Casablanca
17. Taxi Driver
16. 2001: A Space Odyssey
15. The Dark Knight
14. Once Upon A Time In The West
13. Chinatown
12. The Apartment
11. Raging Bull
10. Fight Club
9. Pulp Fiction
8. Singing In The Rain
7. Apocalypse Now
6. Goodfellas
5. Jaws
4. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
2. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
1. The Godfather

I demand that people start giving a shit about this. This was a lot of effort on my part!

stopped reading after "superbad."

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when that bitch breathes, the air comes out crooked.

"Airplane!" is the best comedy of all time, it has no business being in the lower half of the list.

tl;dr
Scrolling through it, I noticed Beyond the Valley of the Dolls was listed and it made me smile.