| Shannen Doherty is the only cast member who needs to come back, as she left when the show was still decent.
Jennie Garth was in all 2 million episodes and that character is played out. Kelly needs Brenda back to be remotely interesting, but Brenda doesn't really need Kelly around. Actually they should just fuck the rest of the cast, advance the story 25 years, doll those two slores up in prosthetics and inject them into some Whatever Happened To Baby Jane set-up, still torturing each other over Dylan MacKay.
Kelly can be Joan, because she was such a perpetual victim in the series, that her being in wheelchair would be believable. Plus she has that stick up her ass quality, where we want bad things to happen to her even though she's not really a bad person. Shannen needs to play a bitch again. Heathers was the only thing I've seen her in where she was a full-on nightmare, although she was a bit of a cunt in Mallrats.
She can flip the fuck out and relive her freshman glory days playing Maggie the Cat.
They can save money by having Garbrielle Carteris guest star, as she can be a convincing as an old bag without prosthetics. She can inquire about Kelly's well-being and be murdered by Brenda. I always hated how Andrea had her nose deep up Kelly's ass but was somewhat frosty towards Brenda. Bookish fucking lemming.
I haven't heard anything about Tiffani Amber Thiessen. I don't think they care about anybody who wasn't part of the original cast.
Plus that character was so sleazy, and not in a good nighttime soap sort of way. She was creepy. Like a really fucking disturbed individual. I hope she never comes back. |