So I figure if people are making movies JUST to be controversial, they're not doing a very good job of it. I mean, yeah, rape's great and all, but why so tastefully done?

So I thought, what's the most sick, depraved, nihilistic, sickeningly callous movie that could ever be made, displaying total disregard for good taste, human life or artistic validity?

Naturally, I thought of KR.

So basically, I'll drop a movie synopsis, and y'all can either elaborate on it, or come up with your own.

This will totally bomb.

Synopsis #1
The guy who was wrongly imprisoned for the murder of Jill Dando takes his revenge by actually killing her, with the help of wise-cracking necrophiliac angel with the powers of time-travel played by Robert Downey Jr.
The duo get into all kinds of scrapes along the way, such as going too far back in time and accidentally raping and murdering Joan Of Arc, and having to actually solve the mystery of who did kill Jill Dando, just so that they can make sure the actual killer doesn't beat them to it.
Ends with the archetypal 80s party scene to the tune of "Any Way You Want It" by Journey, with Downey Jnr hilariously slipping over on a pile of Dando's entrails.
All cast played by themselves, including Jill Dando's animatronic corpse as Jill Dando, and Joan of Arc's animatronic remains as Joan of Arc.

Synopsis #2
Spin on the rape/revenge movie. Our central character is falsely accused of rape and imprisoned (the film goes to great pains to illustrate that this can and will happen to anyone), and upon his release from prison vows to take revenge on his accuser by actually raping her. The rapist is played by a ludicrously attractive actor, is presented as doing good works and having been severely wronged, and is lit from behind his head throughout to give him the appearance of sainthood.

Alternatively, the central character actually does rape a bunch of people, is caught, and then takes revenge on them for tattling.

Synopsis #3
Showgirls meets Bugsy Malone. Splat guns are replaced with guns which fire the still-twitching remains of freshly mangled kittens.

sex and the city 2: new york creep

it's that rare occurance in life when four friends are single. carrie, miranda, charlotte and samantha are all single and they're partying their pre menopausal asses off in a club called goodbar. each of them meet their own great hot guy. they go home with them. little do they know, these guys are working on a scam of their own. they're in a secret competition to commit the most exquisite murder.

this is like SATC meets looking for mr. goodbar meets SAW.

something like schindler's list, but all the nazis are played by african-americans, except schindler who is the only white guy.

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Synopsis #4
A man kidnaps women, impregnates them, keeps them in a room for 6 months, then performs an unanaesthetised cesarian, fucks the removed fetus, then treats the woman to a candle-lit dinner with spunk-filled abortion on rotisserie and asks them to be his bride. Our heroine naturally agrees, they have rapey-but-she's-loving-it sex over the table with the hot candlewax spewing all over her tits, THEN she wakes up and it's all a dream, and she's actually not pregnant, but just a fat meth-addled pantsuited single mother with 9 kids flicking herself off over Montel while some crackheads watch.. The movie will be very well-lit and directed throughout, with careful attention paid to soundtrack (mostly minimal, poignant piano and strings, Phillip Glass and Erik Satie), so that it can be edited into a trailer that make it look kinda classy and Silence Of The Lambs-esque. Also the dude is pretty hot, obv.

Synopsis #5
A woman disguises herself as a man in order and goes on a violent sadistic killing spree as part of a plan to get onto Death Row and get fucked by big tattooed black guys. The movie ends with her in the electric chair, declaring that "anyone and everyone can fuck the shit out of my corpse, just as long as they don't wipe my arse". Sigourney Weaver to star.

they could remake à bout de souffle, but with ron perlman as jean seberg's character.

also rename it "about a soufflé", and rewrite it as the heart warming tale of a cynical thirtysomething bachelor who comes to find love by befriending a twelve year old soufflé

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