Campaign For More Gratuitous Sex In Movies

I would like to start a campaign for more gratuitous sex in movies. Do I have to do anything other than say I am on this campaign in order to be on it?

My thinking goes: people will always complain about how much gratuitous sex there is in movies, and we'll always have to hear about it. So if they're going to do it anyway, can it please at least be really gratuitous, adding absolutely nothing to the plot, and ideally properly dirty sex, with the kind of positions people actually do, without all that weird writhing about ****?

Cmon people, don't you miss **** like Double Impact? I mean, what is the point of that scene? NONE. Is the film worth watching without it? NO.

So yeah, help a brother out?

Meh, I'm not after hardcore pornography or anything, I'd just like films to live up to the reputation that they're going to have anyway. Films with sex in > porn with plot, for obvious reasons, really; one's pleasantly surprising, the other's the exact opposite of that.

Well, I'm with you, but don't you want better sex rather than more of the same gratuitous sex?

I sign up... as long as its not nasty ****

i second this.