I want more sex on screen, and more good sex, but I'd still prefer it was integral to the plot. Within said "integral" sex scenes, I'd like the footage to be more specifically gratuitous.

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Originally Posted by LaBellaVita
The last **** I saw, was so ****ing ugly it literally sent me into a depression. I became suicidal for a week.

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

Nah. I just want to see actors with their kit off getting filthy with people, I'm not overly bothered how forced and pathetic it looks. Although as a preference I'd rather not go for that weird version of missionary they have in Hollywood where the guy looks like he's trying to eat the woman's neck and stuff.


What kind of movie would you be watching where it was "integral" though? I'd rather just use gratuitous nookie as a means of salvaging otherwise terrible movies. There's got to be a point when someone's making a movie when they've realised it's rubbish and not worth trying to turn around for the sake of art or vision or whatever. At that point, the director should abandon any pretence of it being anything other than trash and just throw in some pointless sex, ideally at a really inappropriate moment when the characters involved really should be doing something else like diffusing a bomb or something.

Teen horrors are probably the best ones for this, as they tend to get reasonably hot, relatively unknown young actors in because apparently that makes it better when they get hacked up or something? But really, if you're going to the trouble of getting someone hot in, why aren't they at least seminaked in EVERY SCENE? It's just wasteful.

You nearly get that in Hostel, but it's more interlaced than consecutive. But yeah, I'd definitely rather have one complete sex scene, followed immediately by a total other one. Cuz, you know, we're guys, one is never quite enough to get you there.

Also, can we please see some threesomes in movies that aren't specifically about threesomes (and about how everyone who has one gets murdered or something)? I know they're not that common, but they still happen for god's sake.

Integral to the plot? You know, movies about failing marriages, sex therapists, CCTV perverts, serial killer prostitutes, university coeds, Scandinavian people, unconventional people resisting society's norms, any gay people ever, teenz on drugs, rock bands...

The good ****.

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Originally Posted by LaBellaVita
The last **** I saw, was so ****ing ugly it literally sent me into a depression. I became suicidal for a week.

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

All those things in one movie = best movie that could ever be made?