not really a tosser, just very strange

hollyoaks is brilliant. i love gilly too even though i dont understand what he's talking about half the time.
how long is amy gonna keep her pregnancy secret for?! i miss bombhead and his dead mum and the way he used to talk to mr C all the time and ask him for advice, even after he died.

i missed the past two weeks. fill me in.
whats going on with becca now?

Becca hasnt really done much, just be really heavily pregnant
and her trial is soon
justin got kicked out by calvin and sonny etc and when he was leaving he was punched in the alley way by someone which i'm guessing is jake? but i think we find out tonight
and max is now bed ridden after he had a heart attack and claire is being even more of a ***** than normal and trying to kill him or something. yawn.
that tom kid is really annoying.
rhys is a male escort, which is funny.
amy is still pregnant and nobody knows yet and i think she's gonna get it on with that josh boy soon
steph is being a kiss and tell skank with bad hair extensions and a tiny dog, and darren is her greasy manager.
i think thats about it

Plese let me know whats going on. I ahve been doing overtime at work adn missed it for the last week.
stress.
my roomate is moving to norway and is going to make me write her emails every day fo what has happened in hollyoaks.