| Oh god. Last night, I had a dream that for some reason my boyfriend agreed that we would have some sort of polygamous relationship with John-Paul and Fr. Keiron. And I told Fr. K that I didn't really fancy John Paul and he said that JP would be okay with that because he's gay, whereas Keiron is bi (which I don't think he is in Hollyoaks); but that me and JP would be friends and I would only have sex with my boyfriend and Fr. K.
Then me and Fr. K spent loads of time together at this funfair and Niall tried to kill me by pushing my bf's van, which I was in by myself, off a cliff. But John-Paul saved my life. |