i want to live this scene with my ex-boyfriend craig
I would be Catwoman, and I'd want it to play out line for line and for real (not role-playing, an re-enactment or at all planned).
The real problem is context. Even if I did come across him lying on the ground, how would the line "you're the second man who's killed me this week" make any sense?
Or even better "it seems every woman you try to save ends up dead. or deeply resentful. maybe you should retire." And the way she throws in that cruel half laugh.... I want to be just like her.