Well, I'll start:
I don't know the names or anything, but I'll just generalize as best as I can:
That French THING: OMG!

WTF is that?? It looks like a bad tranny! Someone beat her/it up with a serious ugly stick, and she tried to get fixed by
Courtney's plastic surgeon!
And whatsagoinon with Bret's make up or whatever that is? He's starting to look really bad. Bad weave, really BAD eyeliner and make-up in general, and his taste in women is disgusting. Season One is starting to look like a bunch of bankers and executives compared to these bitches.
None of them look real or pretty at all. Just a whole lotta silicone and plastic and bad surgery with not much in between the ears. Hopefully, they'll at least get into lots of bitchfights and stuff, but love? with them? Ummm ok.