probably the most entertaining, kiki, joyful watch in terms of reality tv for the past couple of years. (at least since new york isnt fighting for flavs love anymore)
and it furthermore makes me believe that old people = good reality tv
these housewives are a fucking mess and i love it. my favortie is vicki because she a neurotic control freak hot cheddar on a bun mess and when she drinks shes a sloppy whore.

l to r: jeana, vickipig, lauri

when the ho-wives arent entertaining, their disastrous plastic surgery brings the kiki,
like for instance
but wtching her speak is total wonderment. the most kiki thing about this woman is that when she met a rich man to mooch off of she then completely disowned her son and let him rot in the juvi system. lolz. WORK BITCH, BAD SEED BE GONE

if you havent tivo'd yet i suggest you do.

oh and these are some of their kids


i think the show is on its 3rd season, and its getting worse because the wives arent revealing their ungly sides like they used to because now theyre aware of how many people are watching and judging.

mmmhmm vickki is the craziest, i agree. especially when she shows up randomly in her son's college dorm room, 5 states away. but if i had a husband half as nasty as hers.. i'd be crazy too.

jeanna has a shitty husband too. but hands down the hottest kids. Shane is retarted, yet hot, and the girl one is a little obnoxious but gorgeous.

ew, jo! remember jo? she was so declasee. but Slade.. he was also a douchebag, and bad parent.

there are no good parents on Housewives.

is it really on their third season? i thought it was only on the second. i did watch the first season and didnt know how to feel about that girl was was being kept by that guy who sold god knows what. the guy who didnt let her have a job but then she was too weak spined to stand up to him and leave him. i was amused and depressed all rolled into one.

JO and SLADE

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"We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation," she told the crowd.

What does "kiki" mean?

i love this show...they are all a bunch of spolied malibu barbies. the daughters all look like prostitutes.

slade is hot as fuck, i'd jump him in a second.

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did you see that episode where he met this big ceo or whatever and the big ceo was checking his emails on a plasma screen completely ignoring slade? thats when i realized slade was a loser and that meeting emasculated him.

i love when the girls go out for a girls night out. all orange, fake breasted, bleach blonde...again, i dont know whether i feel depressed or amused. more amused, i guess. they actually have money and I dont.

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"We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, very pro-America areas of this great nation," she told the crowd.

This show is like crack.

I feel so bad for Kiki's son.

And I sorta feel bad for the 2 girls whos dad died, was fucking loaded, and was dumb enough to not have a will or life insurance. That pisses me off that he was that irresponsible.

Everyone on that show are bad parents.

lol

i HATED jo and slade. i love how laurie jumped on slades dick after he and jo broke up, goldigging whore. im so glad hey arent on the show anymore.
i dont really care for this seasons two new housewives either

agreed.

Oh Man! i had no idea that anyone else here watched that show.

Here's what I love: That tacky whore Tammy(?) The BLONDE one, NOT the one who's ex-husband suddenly died. She's the worst one on there but I LOVE IT! Her control freak wierdo husband, the spoiled, creepy, worthless son, and then there's her: That self-described "Hottest" Housewife in O.C." with her fake tits, fake tan, fake blonde hair, and not a brain in her head or one ounce of class.

I LOVED the part where she took her real estate clients out to lunch and told them she appreciated them because they padded her bank account, asked if they had any friends she could get rich from, told them her two "biggest assets" and shook her tits at the WOMEN even, etc. etc.

When she was narrating that piece, she was blathering on about what a close relationship she had w/her clients, as she's shown drunkenly hanging all over the husband of one of the clients, tits and all; and how she's gonna bypass Jeana in no time. Then the scene cuts to her talking about rubbing their drinks on her body and the clients asking for Jeana's card. Then repeating their request while she laughed it off.

This scene was right out of "The Office" and she was Michael Scott. Only this was sort of real. The bitch had no clue what a tacky old whore she was. Awesome.

Vicki has gotten so annoying with her SCREAMING that I would stab her if I had to spend a day with that controlling mess and all of that screeching. Her poor children...especially her daughter, who's probably gained about 50 pounds since that show started. I think she's just gonna eat herself to death just to get the fuck away from that shrew.

Jeana has sort of grown on me just a little. She's shallow for sure, but that marriage of hers was so sad. It was like she had a love affair with her money instead, and her kids treated her just as shitty almost. That oldest son is gonna be a serial killer, I think. The little one may not be too far behind! I'm glad she left that dude. What a psycho.

And Laurie....if she drools all about her perfect "Brady Bunch" family and how happy it is all the time with those lips that don't move one more time...I'm gonna.... I wonder if the "Brady Bunch" concept would lose its appeal if almost hubby no. 4 suddenly went broke?? What do you guys think?? I think old Laurie might even pull that poor child who's probably in some work camp in Siberia by now, out of that system, pay some fucking attention to him!

God...these women are the most vapid, shallow, pieces of crap ever! But hell yes I watch them too!!

But I am SO GLAD that Jo and Slade are gone. I lost all respect for Warren G. for even pretending to think that slutty golddigger could sing! And could Slade be any creepier? Well, creepier than that Shane (son of Jeana?) Shane would be ok...but when he has a few drinks and if you really listen to him...he hates women so very much. Scary.

OK...I've weighed in on the important points. The rest of those whores aren't that important. Does anyone remember the first season when I got myself in all kinds of trouble as "Courtney Love 4Ever" on their Message Board?? You weren't allowed to really tear into each other there, and no one know how to flame....until I got there!

oh man there's season two? i watched this back home. oh man, i miss friday night series channel

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Yeah. I didn't like season two that much. Jo thought she had a SINGING CAREER and Slade got all needy like a chick!!

This thread is pretty much about Season Three I think.. that's what I'm talking about.

oh. i been out of the loop. slade was such a dick, it was hot

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that vicki really is fucking grotesque. Definitely the tori spelling of the gang.

even though ive already forgotten their names because i suck. i believe it's vicki's husband who was recently arrested? y/n?

the couple who always go to the lake and get wasted.

really? Cuz Jeana's husband just got his like fourth dui too! yay.

I am digging the Real Housewives of Atlanta even more.

YESSS
i dont have tv but whenever im around one i click on bravo to see if i can catch an episode. ive only been able to watch online
theyre beyond messy its great

whate ever happened to i eat ether?>