Oh Man! i had no idea that anyone else here watched that show.
Here's what I love: That tacky whore Tammy(?) The BLONDE one, NOT the one who's ex-husband suddenly died. She's the worst one on there but I LOVE IT! Her control freak wierdo husband, the spoiled, creepy, worthless son, and then there's her: That self-described "Hottest" Housewife in O.C." with her fake tits, fake tan, fake blonde hair, and not a brain in her head or one ounce of class.
I LOVED the part where she took her real estate clients out to lunch and told them she appreciated them because they padded her bank account, asked if they had any friends she could get rich from, told them her two "biggest assets" and shook her tits at the WOMEN even, etc. etc.
When she was narrating that piece, she was blathering on about what a close relationship she had w/her clients, as she's shown drunkenly hanging all over the husband of one of the clients, tits and all; and how she's gonna bypass Jeana in no time. Then the scene cuts to her talking about rubbing their drinks on her body and the clients asking for Jeana's card. Then repeating their request while she laughed it off.
This scene was right out of "The Office" and she was Michael Scott. Only this was sort of real. The bitch had no clue what a tacky old whore she was. Awesome.
Vicki has gotten so annoying with her SCREAMING
that I would stab her if I had to spend a day with that controlling mess and all of that screeching. Her poor children...especially her daughter, who's probably gained about 50 pounds since that show started. I think she's just gonna eat herself to death just to get the fuck away from that shrew.
Jeana has sort of grown on me just a little. She's shallow for sure, but that marriage of hers was so sad. It was like she had a love affair with her money instead, and her kids treated her just as shitty almost. That oldest son is gonna be a serial killer, I think. The little one may not be too far behind! I'm glad she left that dude. What a psycho.
And Laurie....if she drools all about her perfect "Brady Bunch" family and how happy it is all the time with those lips that don't move one more time...I'm gonna....
I wonder if the "Brady Bunch" concept would lose its appeal if almost hubby no. 4 suddenly went broke?? What do you guys think?? I think old Laurie might even pull that poor child who's probably in some work camp in Siberia by now, out of that system, pay some fucking attention to him!
God...these women are the most vapid, shallow, pieces of crap ever! But hell yes I watch them too!!
But I am SO GLAD that Jo and Slade are gone. I lost all respect for Warren G. for even pretending to think that slutty golddigger could sing! And could Slade be any creepier? Well, creepier than that Shane (son of Jeana?) Shane would be ok...but when he has a few drinks and if you really listen to him...he hates women so very much. Scary.
OK...I've weighed in on the important points. The rest of those whores aren't that important. Does anyone remember the first season when I got myself in all kinds of trouble as "
Courtney Love 4Ever" on their Message Board?? You weren't allowed to really tear into each other there, and no one know how to flame....until I got there!
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