Remember when we used to have Simpsons Quotes threads...

[VenusDeMilo]

& They would go on for like 40 pages? I miss that. So I'm starting one of my own.
Share your favourite Simpsons quotes. But they have to be funny, or gtfo.

Lisa: I think you have an anger problem, dad.
Homer: I'm just passionate, like all us Greeks.
Marge: No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now.

[Little Fury]

*bus arrives*
Bart: "Ohh I gotta find something else, QUICK!"
Marge: "Why don't you bring this potato? It's pretty big."
Bart: "Mom, you're always trying to give me potatoes. What is it with you?"
Marge: "I just think they're neat."

[Manhattan]

"Hi, my name is Richie Sakai. I'm an anaesthesiologist, and I'd like to dedicate this next song to my wife, Patti.''

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!

And I always loved when Lisa mentions her crush on Leinden Aulger or however it's spelt.

[historygravity]

Teen1: Oh, here comes that cannonball guy. He's cool.
Teen2: Are you being sarcastic, dude?
Teen1: I don't even know anymore.

[cheshirecat]

Principal Skinner, looking out his office window to a Bates-esque house:No mother...that sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

Quite possibly my favourite quote ever. Along with Milhouse's goldfish rant.