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08-07-2007, 02:16 PM
|  | fizzy lifting drinks | | Join Date: Jan 2007
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| | | Vh1's The Pick-Up Artist
This show premiered last night and is such a train-wreck that I don't see any way to avoid watching it for the rest of the season. Damn it.
Anyway, here's VH1's blurble about it: Quote:
The VH1 series, THE PICK-UP ARTIST, is a tale of transformation. For these eight lovable losers, "socially awkward" is the understatement of the year. And when it comes to this lonely hearts club, desperate times call for desperate measures. Enter Mystery, best-selling author and ultimate pick-up artist--a former nerd from the Great White North who has discovered the secret to wooing women. Under his expert tutelage, he'll guide this group of hapless horndogs through the rough waters of romance and help them find the courage to overcome their biggest fear--talking to women.
In THE PICK-UP ARTIST, eight misfits will live together, learn together and love together as they compete for the title of "Master Pick-Up Artist." Over the course of eight episodes, the men will learn the ins and outs of the Mystery Method-- "how to open a set," "the number close" and "the kiss close" among others. Aided by his faithful wingmen, Matador and J Dog, Mystery will teach these average guys how to turn the women of their dreams into the women of their reality.
But this seduction school isn't confined the classroom. After each lesson, Mystery's awkward apprentices will put theory into practice, hitting bars, clubs and coffee houses in an attempt to make a love connection. Via hidden cameras, Mystery is always watching to see who's got potential and who's got to go.
In each episode, one contestant will be declared the winner of a challenge and granted immunity from elimination, while one sad sack will be sent packing. At the end of the eight weeks, one winner will be named "Master Pick-Up Artist" and awarded $50,000.
They may not all win the prize, but every pick-up protégé departs with the tools he'll need to change his life forever.
Who will rise to the occasion? Who will crack under the pressure? And who will become...The Pick-Up Artist?
| And, uh, yeah... in case you didn't catch it, the guy's name is Mystery. What???? I want to puke on myself for already being really excited for next week. The forty-five year old guy kinda grosses me out, so I want him to get cut. I like the blonde kid who says that girls always think he's gay, and I really like that Brady guy with big teeth.   |
08-07-2007, 03:09 PM
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| | | If "mystery" and I were walking down the same street I would jump in front of a car and risk death rather than get too close to him.
Edit:
I haven't actually watched this show since right now. OMG J-dog? J-Dog? Can you imagine if that midget with the skunk stripes came up to you "Hey, I'm J-Dog." If any alcohol was involved I'd piss myself laughing/
Last edited by JohnGalt : 08-07-2007 at 05:53 PM.
Reason: oh I though that was from a children's book or something
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08-07-2007, 11:02 PM
|  | in a strange way, hch > u | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: THAWNG ISLAND
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| | those master guys were all nerds  |
08-11-2007, 01:27 AM
| | Vagina Warrior | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Vulva Las Vegas
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| | | yes, mystery (snicker) seems to have mugged a pimp or spent too much time at burning man in relation to his clothing choices. i am hooked. tis truly sad. damn you vh1. |
08-11-2007, 05:18 AM
|  | Female Chauvinist Pig | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: I am the Rain
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| | | *looks ashamed* I watched the premier... I noticed that the only difference between the old, square 'Mystery' and the new, cool 'Mystery' is different stupid head gear and the addition of a little guy-liner.
Also if guys treated me the way these dorks did on first meeting: bouncing me around, telling me to buy them drinks... I would have excused myself and never returned or 'accidentally' spilled my drink on them.
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08-11-2007, 08:03 AM
|  | some velvet evening | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Old Saybrook, CT
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| | | This show isn't based on that book by that friend of Courtney's- the guy that used to go out with Lisa Leveridge? I can't think of his name. I believe he used to write for Spin magazine. He also co-authored that book with Dave Navarro.... If so, the book was amusing, in a grosso kind of chauvinist way.
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08-13-2007, 08:30 PM
|  | No smoke without fire. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne
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| | Mystery (seduction guru) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Go also to Amazonand do the "look inside" option on The Game and the firts few pages are all about Mystery going nutso. I might just buy that book!!!
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08-14-2007, 11:45 PM
| | in a strange way, hch > u | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: THAWNG ISLAND
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| | | what a douche |
08-15-2007, 03:29 PM
|  | Cavalera Conspiracy! | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Alexandria, VA
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| | | argh this show sucks major ass. the pick-up artists are dorks in disguise...and the rest of the dorks look hilarious with ear piercings and frosted/colored hair. i mean they take this shit seriously..damn its not hard to get a woman to talk to ya....
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08-15-2007, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by LibbyJ  | Seduction community - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"The seduction community is a loose-knit subculture of men who strive for better sexual and romantic success with women through self-improvement and a greater understanding of social psychology.[1] It exists largely through Internet forums and groups, as well as over a hundred local clubs, called "lairs" [2].."
Good god. |
08-15-2007, 07:48 PM
|  | Job Hand | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: burbs, UK
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| | | I am a nerd with a psychosis. I can not talk to women unless it is over the Internet. In real life, I am really shy and awkward.
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08-20-2007, 04:14 AM
| | fizzy lifting drinks | | Join Date: Jan 2007
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| | | Okay, fuck this show. I saw the first episode and was like "Whoa this is fucked up and a little stupid, but I'm hooked." Watched the second episode over the weekend. SO stupid. Medallions? MEDALLIONS? Suck it. |
08-20-2007, 09:55 PM
| | Cavalera Conspiracy! | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Alexandria, VA
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Originally Posted by cricket Okay, fuck this show. I saw the first episode and was like "Whoa this is fucked up and a little stupid, but I'm hooked." Watched the second episode over the weekend. SO stupid. Medallions? MEDALLIONS? Suck it. | jajajaja i agree with you the concept of the show is pretty stupid if you ask me.
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