OMGOD!
That's not even funny at ALL and I'm pretty devious and would laugh at some heartless shit!! I was on a midway ride when I was younger, the seats of the ride spun in a circle and then lifted at a 90 degree angle and then turned completely upside down. The only restraint was a metal bar that didn't do ANY justice. When the seats hit maximum rotation, my body started to slip out and I had to grab on as we went 90 degree and THEN upside down. The only thing keeping me from screaming like that fat kid was that I was keeping a SKINNIER kid than me from flying out. Worst part was when the ride was almost over, they gave us a 2nd freebie.