and I don't remember wich ones they were.

One is a movie where I clrealy remember a scene where this mother in a black dress goes into the sea and she drowns.


The other one and I know this is weird, is about a giant breast that's killing people.

Does anyone know of them?

beast or breast?

if it's beast, the relic maybe?

no, breast as in a giant boob going through the highway killing people and leaving them dead in a pool of milk. I'm serious, I really saw this.

and you ask me why you scare me? lmao

the first one was lassie

and the second one was mrs doubtfire

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i haven't seen it, but there is a movie called 'the blob' i think. maybe you confused a blob with a boob because you don't really see boobs? i dont know?

no, I'm telling you, it was a killer boob. Some kids broke into the lab of this sex maniac doctor and he has all these experiments and one of them was a woman he had fed with silicone only for a year, and then the kids destroy the lab and a huge explosion goes on and then a giant breast comes up from the hill and destroys the city, I'm serious!!!

Maybe Quentin Tarantino should re do it, since he doesn't do anything original.

lol, thats funny. maybe you should be asking your dad about this movie?? im sure he still has an old copy on vhs in storage somewhere?

I saw it on cable.

have you tried typing into google and stuff? maybe even asking random people in the street? postmen? milkmen? hairdressers?

It's a segment from Woody Allen's Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask.

I love the end segment, "What Happens During Ejaculation?" the most, as it features the likes of Burt Reynolds and others working in 'control central' during a successful seduction.

The film also features Louise Lasser, who, besides Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow, is my favorite of Allen's actress girlfriends.

the first one maybe....The Piano

Yes it is Everything you needed to know about sex... thank you ninjabot! because it was bothering me, too as soon as I read the first post.

Ok my turn even though noone has been able to tell me what the movie is, and I'm starting to think I made it up:
All I remember is that the main character is a women who dresses in tight black and white outfits. Part of the movie takes place at a horse race where the people in the movie spray paint a chestnut horse black, and I think they cut off the horse's tail and use it as a wig to disguise one of the characters.

Hmmm, that shounds like 'harriet the spy'

harriet the spy was a little elementary school girl with a yellow slicker.
the only other character was her asexual nanny played by rosie o'donnell.

i want to know what that movie is. the horse parts reminds me of a beverly clearly book i have

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wouldn't the movies you watched as a child be mostly foreign to us?

i am sure it is some televisio novella shit. or whatever.


and i hope it isn't Woody Allen. his movies are bad enough without the subtitles.

Damn it. I wanted to be the first to give the answer. If only I never left KR. I love that film, but really need to get it on DVD to replace my old VHS version.

Uh-oh! It's definitely Woody Allen. Such liberal parents teh Ho had. Mine weren't overly strict, but I severely doubt they'd have let me watch that film as a kid. Maybe it didn't have subtitles and they weren't aware it wasn't "family"?

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I don't want to see Rosie O in a tight white and black outfit ever.

omg thank you, you've revealed one of the great mysteries of my life.