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Old 02-20-2008, 06:59 PM
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Seriously. There are some awful cinematic abortions out there (thanks MST3K!),
one of the best tv shows ever

also i think showgirls transcends its shitness through its iconic status
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i always thought that Plan 9 From Outer Space was considered the worst film ever made. but i'd rather sit through that than any of the shit mentioned in this thread.
Thing about Plan 9 is, it's actually fucking boring. Glen or Glenda is really far more interesting and out there. I think it's actually kind of good.

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OMG. I wanna see that!
It's fucking awesome in its own way. Features hilarious non-acting from former Prince shag Vanity.
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Thing about Plan 9 is, it's actually fucking boring.
maybe YOU think it's boring. but like i said, i'd still rather sit through that than any of the other shit mentioned in this thread.
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:50 AM
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maybe YOU think it's boring. but like i said, i'd still rather sit through that than any of the other shit mentioned in this thread.
Have you seen Glen or Glenda? It pwns Plan 9, I promise!
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"Worst Movie Ever Made" is a bit of a misnomer. More like "Worst Movie You've Probably Seen Before."

I nominate Godzilla with Matthew Broderick. The stars aligned on that one to make something truly awful - the cute but insanely annoying female lead you hope gets stomped to death my Godzilla, Matthew Broderick is impossible to buy as an action star (they might as well have had Nathan Lane do it), normally badass Jean Reno phones it in, the monster looks horrible, product placement all over, and the topper...

Jimmy Page and Puff Daddy remaking Kashmir.

It's an abysmal, perfect storm of a movie. Every copy ever manufactured needs to be buried in the desert.

It's like one bad movie went to the bathroom and an even worse movie came out of it.
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"Worst Movie Ever Made" is a bit of a misnomer. More like "Worst Movie You've Probably Seen Before."

I nominate Godzilla with Matthew Broderick. The stars aligned on that one to make something truly awful - the cute but insanely annoying female lead you hope gets stomped to death my Godzilla, Matthew Broderick is impossible to buy as an action star (they might as well have had Nathan Lane do it), normally badass Jean Reno phones it in, the monster looks horrible, product placement all over, and the topper...

Jimmy Page and Puff Daddy remaking Kashmir.

It's an abysmal, perfect storm of a movie. Every copy ever manufactured needs to be buried in the desert.

It's like one bad movie went to the bathroom and an even worse movie came out of it.
I found within myself the strength to laugh the mirthless laugh of the damned at that movie. I haven't got that far with some.
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I have to admit that despite my extremely low cinematic standards, I do indeed remember thinking BTILC was a crappy movie. Even when I was a kid and my tastes were in theory less sophisticated than they are now, if that is possible.
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I mean, when you think about it, Kurt Russell is an actual living legend, and shouldn't be questioned. Even over "Soldier". His hair was always better than Mel Gibson's too.
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i think movies like down to you, return to me, forces of nature, etc are bad bad movies. highly unenjoyable, boring, forgettable.

I have to admit i love a really good bad movie.
like Boxing Helena

endless laughs in that film.
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I LOVE Boxing Helena! I prefer the unrated version and I only bothered with the film in the first place because I'm a perv and love seeing Bill Paxton on top of Sherilyn Fenn.
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I love this movie. It was one of the great joys of being an 80s baby.
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to survive in the memory that long you have to be kinda good.

I've seen some utter bollocks, the worst being Trolls 2. Dosn't actually have the word troll in the script, characters are introduced 30 minutes from the end without explanation, the acting is beyond appalling, all the ideas and scenes are crap (a ghost appears without warning without any mention of the supernatural afterlife, a boy pisses on a dinner table to prevent his family eating magic food, someone turns into popcorn at somepoint, someone else turns into a tree)

however, I would watch it again. start to finish.

the worst crime for anything is being boring.
eh hehehe... perhaps 'worst' needs to be redefined? This is quite an amusing summation. Maybe 'Trolls 2' is the best 'worst movie' ever?
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