Memorable Quotes from
"The Golden Girls"
Rites of Spring (1989)
[Sophia has taken the girls to a local salon to get their hair done by the "gorgeous" Eduardo]
Eduardo: Who's hair do I wash first?
Blanche Devereaux: I'm first. I'm the dirtiest!
[Dorothy, Blanche and Rose have enrolled in a special aerobics class in order to lose weight]
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [trying to stretch her legs wide apart] Ooh, that hurts!
Blanche Devereaux: [sitting with her legs already wide apart] I'm not havin' any trouble.
Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Why is it that doesn't surprise me?