[Daylight22]

Hearing that the Widow Cobain is now Edina Monsooning herself into a wrapped frenzy reminded me of being 13 and seeing ABFAB for the first time on American tv.

Rejoice, bitches, share you ABFAB lurv.

Saffie: "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? A STATUE? A BIG, FAT, URGLY, ARMLESS STATUE???"

Edina: "But .. I .. I'VE GOT ARMS!"

[*lovehearts*]

i nearly made this thread the other day!

eddie: inside me sweetie there's a thin person trying to get out
mother: just the one dear?

[SBeakon]

This is my favorite Ab Fab scene...I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZDMexCCNk0

[*lovehearts*]

Originally Posted by SBeakon

This is my favorite Ab Fab scene...I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZDMexCCNk0

yes thats a great one

[Daylight22]

Edina - 'Just remember one thing. Cancel my aromatherapy, my psychotherapy and reflexology, my osteopath, my homeopath and my naturopath, my crystal reading, my shiatsu, my organic hairdresser... and see if I can be rebirthed next Tuesday afternoon.'

Bubble - 'Consider it done.'

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[Daylight22]

Originally Posted by SBeakon

This is my favorite Ab Fab scene...I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZDMexCCNk0

I am officially in love with you.

[*lovehearts*]

"i'm chanting as we speak darling"

[SBeakon]

Oh....silly me, I thought it was my charms and good looks.

[VerucaSlut]

Patsy - "The last mousquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic"

Eddie - "Ooo, she's so cold, sweetie! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes."

My favourite comedy show ever!

[Daylight22]

For BRyan:

Baby Spice: "If you think I'm going to take this shit from some sweaty, OVER-eater, the color of an old man's SCROTUM, then you've got another thing coming."
Patsy: "ARE WE SAVING OLD CORKS???"

[Daylight22]

Titikaka: "HE slept on the floor all night"
Edina: "Probably because he couldn't chew through the restraints with this bare teeth. i'd imagine."

[*lovehearts*]

patsy: "she went crowd surfing and the tide went out"

[*lovehearts*]

patsy: "when you were 2 years old we tied you to the central reservation of a motorway"
eddie: "shut up! ...you were like a homing pigeon sweetie, you were back within the week"

[misfitcult]

serious one of the best shows ever ever ever

gucci babies

[Daylight22]

Eddie: Yeah I was gonna' make a-
[taps microphone]
Eddie: Testing. Testing. -Yeah I was gonna' make a speech, but I just can't be bothered anymore. I mean, this used to be like fun you know; yeah it used to be fun, but I'm getting bored of all the 'fun' bits now. You know, your endless bloody lunches and launches, you know, no-career celebrities and party desperates. And what for, huh? Some colony of crap tags and mags! Well I'm sorry there has to be a little more than that doesn't there?
[slams her handbag down]
Eddie: Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going.
[She turns to leave, but... ]
Eddie: No I'm not going yet! No, you!
[points to her competition, Claudia Bing]
Eddie: You, you, just sit there like your velcroed to some bloody add-man! You know those crap-head add-men over there, you know, those kings of bastardization that have just taken everything that was ever real and genuine and honest and original and attached it to a toilet cleaner! Whereas I, I... Like a bird on a wire... Like a drunk in a midnight choir... I have tried in my way to be free.
[Then she sings]
Eddie: Like a bird, on a wire.
Patsy: Go for it Eddy.
Eddie: [singing] ... Like a drunk in a midnight choir. I have tried in my way to be free.
[Claudia Bing and her colleagues are laughing]
Eddie: Yeah you can laugh, but you know something- I don't want more choice I just want nicer things! And you, you can take that look off your face, sitting there with your... with your wheels and AIDS and starvation. You know, skimming a neat profit of the whole of human misery. Labeling us all with this- with this global guilt. Well it may not be all great and good but it ain't that bad, so cheer up world it may never bloody happen!
[slams her bag down again]
Eddie: Come on I'm going.
[Edina walks off making rude farting sounds at everyone in the room]

[Daylight22]

"In my day that would have been douched out by morning, darling."

[*lovehearts*]

magda: "if the models get any younger they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk"

patsy: "one snap of my fingers and i can raise hemlines so high, the world's your gynaecologist"

[Daylight22]

Originally Posted by *lovehearts*

magda: "if the models get any younger they'll be chucking fetuses down the catwalk"

patsy: "one snap of my fingers and i can raise hemlines so high, the world's your gynaecologist"

hahaha, i love magda with her working champagne/tampon launch lunches.

[*lovehearts*]

eddie: " patsy used to go out with keith moon sweetie"
patsy: "well, i woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once"