it seems that women want to pet animals, and men want to shoot them and eat them

i personally dont have it right now so give me the GOSS on Flower, Shakespear and co.

i love animal planet. i watch animal cops sometimes but it is so depressing that i don't do it too often. i also can't watch a lot of meerkat manor because it's what i call too adult. i can't take seeing them die and stuff. i couldn't watch march of the penguins because it was too sad.