I finally saw District 13 at a friends house and I immediately began lusting after the main guy but then felt a sudden sense of deja vu, like I'd already drooled over him before. So I go browsing on Youtube and see this clip (click pic above) and realise that this was the guy I had spent an entire year fantasing about.....constantly! I don't know why I never looked him up back then but he was my first extreme sexual obsession. I taped that minute and a half on a shitty worn out VHS and played it back every time I felt horny. So I've gone back to obsessing but now I've got unlimited internet access



my eyes hurt




Does anyone remember this ad?