post some!



'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.' -britney spears

'So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?' -christina aguilera

'I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man.' -justin timberlake

'I dress sexily - but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.' -victoria beckham

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" -paris hilton

I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out! -pamela anderson

"I have to work out hard to be as hot as I am. It's difficult for me, and I want girls to know that." -gwen stefani

haha. awesome thread.

I want to play

Brooke Shields:
'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.'

That might just be the smartest thing she ever uttered.

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You take the trouble to construct a civilization, to build a society based on the principles of principle. You make government and art and realize that they are, must be, both the same. You bring things to the saddest of all points, to the point where there is something to lose. Then, all at once, through all the music, through all the sensible sounds of men building, attempting, comes the Dies Irae. And what is it? What does the trumpet sound? Up yours.

I think that Clueless (1995) was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. -alicia silverstone

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.” -jessica simpson

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." -mariah carey

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" -britney spears

must of this stuff are just rumors. mariah carey never said that. it's just a "myth" (if it even deserves to be called that)

i was about to post that one, it's my absolute favourite stupid celebrity quote.

thats great

'When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people.' Billy Bob Thornton

'I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy.' David Arquette

'I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel.' P Diddy

I love Jessica Simpson for quotes:

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

I have bubbles in my tummy... it's just air. It's not stink. Promise.

(after being offered Buffalo wings) No thanks. I don't eat buffalo.

Bush called Africa a country

Hideously pretentious quotes are funnier than purely moronic ones (not that the above quote is not also rather moronic), in my opinion.

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" -paris hilton


they admitted that this line was written by a writer for The Simple Life, and not at all what Paris thought about WalMart.

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I want to be the governer

corky

Yet everyone believes she doesn't know what Wall Mart is.
She even admitted to the police she was dumb: The sometime singer/actress says, "Like I really ... I don't remember. I'm not like that smart....I like forget stuff all the time."
HELLO!

More fun Paris quotes:
About her album: "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."
About being an icon: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon.
About The Simple Life: "Even my voice is different from me in real life. It's a character I like to play. I think it's carefree and happy.
About the National Lampoon movie she did: "I took the part on the assurance I wouldn't do any nudity. I wanted to do something where I'd be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls.

Yeah, Bushisms are a lot more funny than these, and so much more numerous. http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

My favourite Bush quote : "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

lol
wtf

What about Jean Chrétien's ones?
(he was the Prime Minister of Canada)

I don't remember the exact sentence he said, but it was similar to this : "He is almost a bishop. I wanted to kiss his bag".

It was a kind of "bilingual lapsus" because he wanted to say "I wanted to kiss his ring" but the word "ring" in French is "bague" and it's the same pronounciation than the word "bag".