Hideously pretentious quotes are funnier than purely moronic ones (not that the above quote is not also rather moronic), in my opinion.

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" -paris hilton


they admitted that this line was written by a writer for The Simple Life, and not at all what Paris thought about WalMart.

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

I want to be the governer

corky

Yet everyone believes she doesn't know what Wall Mart is.
She even admitted to the police she was dumb: The sometime singer/actress says, "Like I really ... I don't remember. I'm not like that smart....I like forget stuff all the time."
HELLO!

More fun Paris quotes:
About her album: "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."
About being an icon: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde -- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana -- and right now, I'm that icon.
About The Simple Life: "Even my voice is different from me in real life. It's a character I like to play. I think it's carefree and happy.
About the National Lampoon movie she did: "I took the part on the assurance I wouldn't do any nudity. I wanted to do something where I'd be taken seriously, and they added a load of scenes with naked girls.

Yeah, Bushisms are a lot more funny than these, and so much more numerous. http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm