appreciation thread, since the old one got wiped.
So...here are some quotes from this show that I love and miss so much.
Bernard: I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer.
Bernard: It's all waffle! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste.
Manny: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating?
Bernard: It's some sort of delicious biscuit.
Manny: It's a coaster!
Bernard: [to angry skinheads] Which one of you bitches wants to dance?
Fran: So Manny, tell us about yourself.
Manny: Well, I was born in London...
Bernard: Not so fast, David Copperfield. If you're going to go that far back we're going to need popcorn or something.
Bernard: You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
Manny: Do you think I should wash my beard?
Bernard: I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
What's your favourite episode? Mine's the one where Bernard gets locked out of the shop and gets a job at Mambo Burger.