oh fucking BUMP
more quotes please - this show is fucking genius.

This is probably my favourite quote ever, it's from the first episode:

Bernard: [speaking through a megaphone] Right, the shop is closed, everybody get out! Time to go home, come on!
Old lady: But it's only quarter to three!
Bernard: Yes, but it's my shop.
[now shooing them out with a broom]
Bernard: Come on, go home, bye bye, get out...
Old lady: That's hardly fair!
Bernard: It isn't fair at all. Get out!
Rich Guy: I expect better service!
Bernard: Well, expect away. Goodbye! Come on, all you time-wasting bastards, back on the streets. Thank you!
[slams door]

More quotes

perfect drug is the coolest cat around!

So worth it though, right?

"Oh god... you didn't do Cobumbo, did you?"
"...No. I didn't have any cigars"

I don't think that's exact, but the proper version was my sig for a while.
My favourite episode is when they're house-sitting and drink the wine... "I have returned!"

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