it wouldnt suprise me. i think they all just play themselves. i saw dylan moran a bit ago and he was just bernard. but a bit more candid.

freaky cleaner man "what are you doing?"
bernard "some ash fell im just rubbing it into my trousers"
freaky cleaner man "dirty"

manny aka lord of the rings "dooty dooty do"
bernard "stop singing in the bath"
manny "im not singing in the bath im singing on the toilet"
bernard (looking really freaked) "stop singing on the toilet then!"

bernard "jam jam jamm, jam jam jamm...eergh"

frans friend (at hens nite) "you wouldnt do that....why did you say that??!"
fran "cos he was reeally itchy!" (my fav fran bit.ha)

ahahahahaha thats great! best thing ive seen in ages. ha. now i want a cigarette damn you!

fuck lucky strikes eh? i used to smoke them in menthol now i can never find them.

Oh my god, this one made me laugh so hard! The others are great too.
I love the wine/cleaner man episode too, I forgot about it. It's fantastic though.

YES I saw dylan a few weeks ago as well, and im planning on seeing him again on Thursday night. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt for hours afterwards.

"have you got anything with nurses?"
"i mean, nurses in administration, they have to be in administration"
"senior nurses in administration?"
"oh, lets just watch it together with a bottle of red then shall we?"

hahaha thats one of my favourites as well. the mambo burger scene is hilarious.

i love the Moo-Ma & Moo-Pa episode as well bahahaha that ones great.

oh oh oh & the episode where they housesit and manny gets the wines confused so Bernard makes up his own special view ala frankenstein style.



haha or from the first episode

"Which one of you bitches wants to dance? Hey you know when you're doing your usual threesome thing you do of a weekend, and the moonlight's bouncing of your heads and your arses and everything, does that not get a bit confusing? Right, this is you, ok? Millwall! That's the one. Do you know this chant? "Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated"...

Right after i took this pic my grandmother walked in.
It was really weird trying to explain to her what we were doing and why my friend had a beard and a scarf on her head...