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04-25-2006, 01:53 PM
|  | The Sundance Kid. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bucharest, Romania
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Originally Posted by SickleCell This seemed like it needed to be posted:  | That scene made orange juice come out of my nose. |
05-09-2006, 08:15 PM
|  | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
Posts: 4,488
| | oh i'm sorry, but i just HAD to bump this.
(i wonder if clove likes the genius of this programme?)
so i bought the 2nd series last night, and watched my favourite episode and,
here are some brilliant quotes:
(from memory 
'hmm which to pick - watching the thermometer or watching teh wall? perhaps i should flip a coin and hope it explodes and kills me'.
and from the first series:
'there's nothing here! currently i'm eating scrambled eggs, from a shoe, with a comb'.
etc etc.
if you haven't seen this - please watch. you will laugh and laugh. |
05-09-2006, 08:36 PM
|  | Hatchet Harry | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: scotland
Posts: 2,267
| | the one where Bernard fancies that woman and tries to do his hair nice by flattening it to his head. 
Last edited by nogginthenog : 05-09-2006 at 08:40 PM.
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05-09-2006, 11:33 PM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 3,168
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Originally Posted by sugarscar oh i'm sorry, but i just HAD to bump this.
(i wonder if clove likes the genius of this programme?)
so i bought the 2nd series last night, and watched my favourite episode and,
here are some brilliant quotes:
(from memory
'hmm which to pick - watching the thermometer or watching teh wall? perhaps i should flip a coin and hope it explodes and kills me'.
and from the first series:
'there's nothing here! currently i'm eating scrambled eggs, from a shoe, with a comb'.
etc etc.
if you haven't seen this - please watch. you will laugh and laugh. | You should have just bought the box set, it's much cheaper. I got it from Real Groovy for only $49.95. I practically ran up there after I saw them at Planet Jack for like $40 per season. Fucking hell. |
05-09-2006, 11:52 PM
| | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
Posts: 4,488
| | | yeah but i had a sounds voucher from christmas.
sounds - the store that doesn't have fucking ANYTHING. |
05-10-2006, 12:24 AM
|  | lama lama duck! | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 376
| | | i fucking love black books!
my friend works in a wine shop, and yesterday Dylan Moran came in for some. Apperently he looks and acts just like bernard
so god damn jealous!! |
05-10-2006, 01:21 PM
|  | no lust in this coma | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 2,909
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Originally Posted by Beckidoo i fucking love black books!
my friend works in a wine shop, and yesterday Dylan Moran came in for some. Apperently he looks and acts just like bernard
so god damn jealous!! | YEAH! Another Edinburgh kid! Is that shop in Stockbridge too?
__________________ nobody here can know how i feel
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05-10-2006, 02:58 PM
| | lama lama duck! | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 376
| | | im not sure of the name of the street, but it was the victoria wine down near Jeckyll and Hyde. He goes there almost once a week haha |
04-14-2007, 01:12 PM
|  | saint or celebrity? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: croydon, basically.
Posts: 2,860
| | im glad this thread exists!
i had never heard of this show until a few days ago, my friend introduced me to it and im hooked, i've only seen the first series & half of the second one so far..it's SO funny
the girl who showed it to me says i remind her of bernard  |
04-15-2007, 11:51 AM
|  | omniclart | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Where the cress doth flourish
Posts: 868
| | | i'm a happy go lucky scamp! |
04-15-2007, 06:59 PM
|  | I like pie | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Belgium
Posts: 2,704
| | | hahahah.; how bout the one where bernard goes to that dinner party and he meets the couple's son and he goes:
"Oh what do you do?"
and the dad says "no, he's our son"
and bernard says "oh thank god. i though you had a disease!"
and when he refers to Alka Seltzer as "fizzy good make feel nice" |
04-15-2007, 09:53 PM
| | omniclart | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Where the cress doth flourish
Posts: 868
| | | "okay, so i may have been slightly indescreet..."
"bernard, you shat through their wicker chair" |
04-15-2007, 11:10 PM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,511
| | | I remember seeing Black Books in a shop and not knowing about it. So I posted a thread about it and everyone told me I should get it. So I did. And I loved it. |
04-16-2007, 10:49 AM
| | I like pie | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Belgium
Posts: 2,704
| | I've been watching some episodes on youtube. I really wanna get the box but other priorities for my money right now 
Manny: "Right now I'm eating scrambled egg from a shoe with a comb"
Bernard: "If you live in a council flat"... "beside a river"... "but are not blind"... WHAT? WHAT?! "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as Ma! Ma! That'll have to do. Ma... possibly deceased.
Fran: Bernard? Finished with your accounts?
Bernard: Yes. I've turned them into a rather smart casual jacket.
Skinhead: (to Manny) Oi, Hairy! What you looking at?
Manny: Have you ever noticed a calm person with a loud voice? Try and speak softly once in a while.
(Skinhead punches Manny in the face)
Manny: Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
hahahaha. and then of course Bernard and "tralalalallala". fucking priceless |
04-16-2007, 11:40 AM
| | saint or celebrity? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: croydon, basically.
Posts: 2,860
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Originally Posted by Sara_KidA  I've been watching some episodes on youtube. I really wanna get the box but other priorities for my money right now
Manny: "Right now I'm eating scrambled egg from a shoe with a comb"
Bernard: "If you live in a council flat"... "beside a river"... "but are not blind"... WHAT? WHAT?! "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as Ma! Ma! That'll have to do. Ma... possibly deceased.
Fran: Bernard? Finished with your accounts?
Bernard: Yes. I've turned them into a rather smart casual jacket.
Skinhead: (to Manny) Oi, Hairy! What you looking at?
Manny: Have you ever noticed a calm person with a loud voice? Try and speak softly once in a while.
(Skinhead punches Manny in the face)
Manny: Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
hahahaha. and then of course Bernard and "tralalalallala". fucking priceless |
i have seen the first episode 4 times in the last week
the bit with the accounts still makes me laugh until i cry  |
04-17-2007, 08:23 AM
| | I like pie | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Belgium
Posts: 2,704
| | | Fran on a date when the (gay) guy wants to put in a cassette of his favorite songs:
"I'm a giant ear....waiting for your songs..of niceness" |
04-17-2007, 11:42 AM
|  | song song song | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: England
Posts: 392
| |  Black Books!
MY housemate has a deep voice just like the guy Fran liked, haha. He always makes me think of that episode when he talks. |
04-17-2007, 12:52 PM
|  | gypsy lips, gypsy lips | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Kent, UK
Posts: 924
| | ahhh, i'm really tempted to buy the boxset of this now! i haven't watched it for ages. bill bailey |
04-17-2007, 12:56 PM
|  | come on & give it to her | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: salopia
Posts: 1,598
| | | "manny, back in the worm!"
"But Bernard, its hot in the worm"
I generally hate people who quote comedies in real life but that ones allowed. |
04-19-2007, 06:11 PM
|  | ShortOrderCookOnABender | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: reading
Posts: 3,086
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by bronzemedal "manny, back in the worm!"
"But Bernard, its hot in the worm" |
"Rowena? Roweeeeeeeeeeeeena? And what am I supposed to do while you're doing the underpants Charleston with this insane blind TART?!"
my favourite is probably "manny come home", when manny goes off to work in goliath books and fran comes home from holiday to find the shop in a complete state and bernard's trying to direct her through to the back. "turn left...at the dead badger." and then simon pegg wants manny to cut his hair. "the hair manny...THE HAIR."
that, or "elephants and hens". "there's the elephant...he's happy with his balloon..." | |
