haha Thanks for posting that. I've been trying to find it online forever. When I saw that for the first time I laughed so hard my stomach hurt the next day. Those SNL digital shorts are the best thing they've done in years.
A guy in Dumfries had to replace his mother's sofa because he'd fucked it.
"Why did he have to replace it?" we wondered.
"Because he'd cut a hole in it." said Andrew, authoritively.
I ventured that I would just have gone at it between the cushions.
There's more than one way to fuck a couch.