I'll update it on a regular basis. Not much detail and no dialogue because fan fiction is really fucking boring to read. Just brief summaries of what happens. Here are the first three eps. I hated that show Angel, so I'm not considering anything that was revealed on that show about Buffy post-Sunnydale. Angel and his friends have moved to the Cleveland Hellmouth, and Buffy, Giles and the rest of them have set about re-establishing the Watcher's Council.


EPISODE ONE

The gang travels to London. Buffy finds she can't be assed to re-dedicate herself to anything at all slayer related.
Meanwhile a string of johns are dissapearing. Buffy reluctantly investigates and discovers a prostitute with a vaginal gateway to a nurture dimension. The whore sucks people in, and exists on the calming bliss she provides her "victims". Buffy gets sucked in while trying to save a john.
Forced tranquility gets old quick, Buffy gets bored and starts climbing the vaginal walls to freedom. As she begins to beat the mother/slut/god the men are released. The hooker then implodes into her own vagina as Buffy is about to kill her.
That night she slays just because it's something to do.

EPISODE TWO

After a night of drinking a griefing (over Anya) Xander has sex with Andrew. He wakes up horrified the next morning and asks why Andrew couldn't have just been a praying mantis lady looking to eat his head.
Andrew is hurt and makes the mistake of wishing to a vengence demon that Xander knew what bad sex really was. That night, Anya visits Xander in his dreams and they have sex. The next morning Xander wakes up at the morgue next to a woman's corpse and realizes that's what he had sex with in his sleep. He loses his sanity, which is how Buffy, Willow, Giles and company find him.
D'Hoffryn, tortured by the fact he couldn't do anything to save Anya, appears and does the only thing he can to reverse the spell: sacrifices himself to save the man Anya loved. Because of this Xander never had sex with a corpse. He eventually comes to his senses about the Andrew thing, and admits that while he's all about pussy, it would be okay if him and Andrew messed around occasionally. So long as it remains a secret.

EPISODE THREE

The gang moves to a country manor that was willed to the Watcher's Council by a recently deceased billionaire.
On the first night one of the Slayer girls is found dead. It's suspected the place is haunted.
A month later Buffy wakes up in the middle of the night to take a piss and is attacked by a grotesque red blob monster. When she starts kicking ass, it turns to liquid and retreats down the drain.
Willow finds a sample of the monster and investigates. She comes to a startling conclusion. The monster is made of menstrual blood. Dawn's blood to be exact, a strange side effect of being the Key. Her rotting tampons are breeding monsters.
But why has this never happened before? More research reveals that exposure to the Hellmouth has caused Dawn to develop leuKEYmia and the monster is just a side effect of a condition that will kill her...

"leuKEYmia"


hehehhe

um,...well nice work!

I was hoping this would actually be really intense fan fic but it's entertaining anyways...I liked episode 2 best.