Well I wouldn't say HATE, because hate is a bit of a strong word here. But my family's cat can be a bit assholey sometimes.

-When he feels like he doesn't get the attention he deserves, he'll bite your feet, and he only bites on the bony part right below your ankle where it hurts like hell.

-He'll wake you up in the morning by jumping into your bed and stick his paws in your face and ears. Each time you shove him out he'll jump right back in, relentlessly.

-Throwing up in odd places. His vomit is always brown/red because of the kibble he eats. My parents have also chosen browns and reds as the main colour of their carpets, so when he throws up on them it's like camouflage puke and you never notice it until you've stepped in a nice, squishy, still-lukewarm pile of it.

oh : (

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should i choose a noble occupation
if i did i'd only show up late and sick
and they would stare at me with hatred
plus my only natural talent's wasted

please. my dog is big and fat and whenever i hit him he looks at me as if to say WHAT WAS THAT? and then whacks his tails in my face

Wolfdoggie has started being srsly squirrely lately
I know it's both protest and stress, depression as well, bc she has figured out & confirmed in her own mind that JB is not ever coming home again. I reckon she thinks it's somehow my fault
So she's gone into I RULE THIS HOUSE YOU JUST EXIST TO SERVE ME mode. Which she demonstrates by peeing a whole enormous lake, always in exactly the same place btw, on my kitchen floor. & if she can manage it, she will add a pile of poop as well. She gets fed on schedule, but has been spending lotsa time outdoors if I have to be gone. Cause she fucking knows better.

She's done this before whilst we were gone longer than she believed we oughta be

Oh also, she gets lotsa attention otherwise. I realize cats & dogs go thru depression, but. When I come downstairs in my bare feet & am suddenly in Lake Siberian Husky, I am irate. Whereupon I throw her into the back yard which btw is huge & steel-fenced

Idk what to do. But I'm not a patient woman at this point. If ever

to whomever above said about their cat doing the pukes & dirt-eating, imo an appointment w/vet would be in order. Animals will do v odd things to try to calm their own stomachs. Had a dog who did this & she ate the most bewildering things. Turned out she actually neded meds. Cousin's cat did likewise. Just sayin'

Sigh

Chyia, unipressed dogmommy

My pet rodents ;yes

have in the past chewed up everything from cables, wires, their own toys and hammocks, their cage and even a shower curtain. These things have to be replaced and cost me $. but I don't hate them, I'm not supposed to, my fault for not watching them when i let them out!

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