Noodles is getting an Etreme Manicure!

Sparklelulu · #1 10-14-2008, 07:55 PM

The two front weapons of mass destruction are gonna have to go. Tomorrow. He allready knows something is not right. I kind of feel like a dick. But it's gonna happen any way. That's life outside of the shelter.

If you ever had some of your cat's parts removed, did they hate you forever after??

Champers · #2 10-14-2008, 09:44 PM

My cat GLARED at me for days after the op, but he was back to normal after that. Watch out for "leakage" the first day or two and be extra nice to him.

BTW, Noodles looks like an Asian Marked Tabby. Did you know makers of cat food commercials love working with Asian Marked Tabbies because that breed of cat are, in particular, "people friendly"?

clotty · #3 10-15-2008, 02:15 AM

don't people get REALLY REALLY PASSIONATELY MAD about this topic?

i think i've seen a thread about this on kr before that ended in bloodshed.

i'm kinda scared.

Sparklelulu · #4 10-15-2008, 07:12 AM

clotty i might have even went into that thread and said it was a shitty thing to do. but the spray bottle didn't work. so whatever. nice things.

champers do you have a photographic memory or did you stroll down my memory lane?? noodles is a people friendly. except for the attack game.

he is really whooping it up this morning. live everyday like its your last. with front claws.

Champers · #5 10-15-2008, 07:20 PM

It was my cat's "boy bits" that were removed, BTW.

My cat actually does that "sitting like a human thing" that Noodles does, it's the quirliest thing to witness.

Manhattan · #6 10-15-2008, 07:34 PM

I have to neuter and spay these cats we have. I worry about allowing them on my lap right now. I saw what cat sperm has done. It will ruin you.

Sparklelulu · #7 10-15-2008, 09:02 PM

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kittys last hoorah

Champers · #8 10-15-2008, 09:13 PM

Have you exhausted EVERY option? Getting a scratching post? Putting pepper and rubbing lemons on the places Noodles tends to scratch? I don't mean to get on my high horse, I *do* have a definite moral take on de-clawing (I posted this way back when so I won't shove it down your throat), any chance of a last minute reprieve until you at least exhausted those options? I can understand your frustration, but cats do need stimuli, they tend to scratch out of a combo of instinct and boredom. Can you postpone the industrial strength manicure for a little bit and see if you can modify Noodles' habit of lashing out?

Sparklelulu · #9 10-15-2008, 09:27 PM

champers. i'm sorry. it's happened. if he is transformed forever in a sad way i promise to tell all of kittyradio. so they know.

Champers · #10 10-15-2008, 09:51 PM

I understand your motivation so I promise not to get all PETA on your ass, believe me, I understand your motivation. Promise me you'll be extra nice to Noodles though, I can only imagine it will be a colossal headfuck initially. How's he bearing up?

EDIT: and in the great scheme of things I can't assume absolute moral relatavism as I had my cat's nads removed, even if it was in the best vested interests of future cat populations. I mean, decades later and I'm STILL pissed off at being circumsised and not having a say about it.

make sense · #11 10-15-2008, 10:20 PM

my cat came already declawed and the part where his front claws used to be look like deflated sacks. when i play with string with him he'll try to grab on but can't. he gets this "goddamn it, fuck" look on his face.

make sense · #12 10-15-2008, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparklelulu

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kittys last hoorah

is that a tampon?

Champers · #13 10-15-2008, 11:35 PM

^judging from previous personal experience, I'm going to take a wild guess and say that it's a seriouisly deflated catnip "mouse toy". If it's a tampon, I'd be

clotty · #14 10-15-2008, 11:38 PM

no that is a fucking TAMPON.

and i'd like to know.

if lulu gave it to azn cat. or if azn cat took it of his own accord.

Champers · #15 10-15-2008, 11:42 PM

If it were still in use and Noodles managed to retract it, I'd be impressed and disturbed in equal measures, and if so, that would go quite some way towards explaining WHY lulu ordered the "manicure".

Sparklelulu · #16 10-16-2008, 07:09 AM

i gave him one for his last hoorah. because he got one on his own before and i came home to find the aftermath and i could tell it was great bliss for him. he shredded the shit out of that first one. they were both sanitarilly wrapped for his protection. this is kr ffs. we all know by now that the tampon has many uses besides collecting uterus linings. if nothing else. besides it was a super plus and i can't use those. because my vadge is just tiny.

Sparklelulu · #17 10-19-2008, 09:06 AM

so noodles has had a few days recuperation and honestly. he is pissed. i can tell. and very much wanting to cuddle and snuggle and be comforted. alot. which we are all more than happy to accommodate. he is still a little tender footed. expected. and he is not prancing around or doing any sassy play/sprinting about. which can mean he doesn't feel well enough yet but will resume when he becomes accustomed to the new situation. or: he is permanently disheartened. mentally ill and joyless because of what i've done.

aparody · #18 10-19-2008, 09:26 AM

This is why you should always listen to kr. It is god. Poor noodles

P.S I have a cat called noodles and he is also angry.

I'm not sure why he's angry though, he still has all his claws. But no balls. Must be the balls. But I'm pretty sure he was angry before he lost the balls.

Sparklelulu · #19 10-19-2008, 12:04 PM

well. that's nice. btw go fuck. urself. peta dick.