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09-25-2008, 03:03 PM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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| | | Kitties rule I love the kitty
but she's a pain in my arse.
Ok she recently attacked me, i think it mayyyybee a combination of my being drunk (i wasn't that drunk but I know she can sense things), and my mum not being here
she's 18, and she's a fuckin princess.
She only attacks when I am intoxicacted, but to be fair, i'm a good drunk, if i were too drunk I would greet her and say no more/pass-out/ and no matter what I always give her her favourite foods.
I always brush her
I'm house/kittys-sitting her for a few weeks but she's my mums cat and she neever tries to eat me like she did tonight.
Can anybody tell me why she would act out?
I think she's probably just sick of me and misses her real mums.
She gets alot of attention;
I brush her, she gets stoned on rescue remedy. . and I am her fucking SLAVE at 4am every, god, damn, morning or whenever she decides to wake up.
Also
If there isn't already one
show us yer kitties
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09-25-2008, 03:24 PM
|  | repose most louche | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: feasting with panthers
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| | | I can never remember correctly but are "cat" years equivalent to "dog" years (i.e one "dog" year being equal to 7 human years)? If so, I think if I made it to 126 years old, I'd be a bit crotchety too.
Cats rule. One time I threw a stick to see if my cat would fetch it and I swear it gave me this withering look so much as to say "Don't we have people who *do* this?".
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09-25-2008, 03:46 PM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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Originally Posted by Champers I can never remember correctly but are "cat" years equivalent to "dog" years (i.e one "dog" year being equal to 7 human years)? If so, I think if I made it to 126 years old, I'd be a bit crotchety too.
Cats rule. One time I threw a stick to see if my cat would fetch it and I swear it gave me this withering look so much as to say "Don't we have people who *do* this?". | aw Champers your posts always make me happy , you're just a gosh darn fucking awesome person, you know that? You're even awesomer now that you love cats.
Yeah kitty's are so underestimated, they could start a revolution .. if they really wanted to
Beeware of the kitties (and i think she just had her nonkitykittyperiod or something. twas weird though, being speyed & all.)
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09-25-2008, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Champers I can never remember correctly but are "cat" years equivalent to "dog" years (i.e one "dog" year being equal to 7 human years)? | Cats Age Conversion Chart
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09-25-2008, 04:07 PM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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Originally Posted by calalove | Jesus fucking christ, that makes the kitty
88 years old! hah,
the kitty rules 
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09-25-2008, 05:13 PM
|  | creepy and very strange | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Michigan
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| | | That would make my kitty 48. lol
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09-25-2008, 05:23 PM
|  | < :3 )~~~ | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: COLD CNDN WINTER!
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| | | My kitty is 68.
She's a bitch though, so I don't really tough her. I give her cheese and crap like that, the occasion head kiss when she's in the mood, and that's the extent of my kitty loving.
I've always wanted a friendly cat, so I can experience why people like them so much.
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09-25-2008, 05:36 PM
| | Fat children took my life | | Join Date: May 2006
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| | | My cat is dead I think he was murdered. | 
09-25-2008, 06:00 PM
|  | disasterology | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: mittenland
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Originally Posted by EMMAh I've always wanted a friendly cat, so I can experience why people like them so much. | my cat is a freak of nature. he's so cuddly & co-dependant that he waits by the door for me everyday and not in that "bitch, where is the food" way, like he's genuinely happy to see me.
he turned 40 yesterday. | 
09-25-2008, 09:39 PM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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Originally Posted by EMMAh My kitty is 68.
She's a bitch though, so I don't really tough her. I give her cheese and crap like that, the occasion head kiss when she's in the mood, and that's the extent of my kitty loving.
I've always wanted a friendly cat, so I can experience why people like them so much. | Ahh I love kitty nose kisses, I kind of taught this one how to.. she used to hate it but now she accepts it as a form of communication.
also feeding them cheese, I find, has rather unpleasant consequences for those around. I rarely meet an unpleasant cat.. there are (no shit) about ten who come to visit me at my place, the trouble is keeping those who don't get on away from each other
Parma Violet, that is awful i'm so sorry to hear that. What happened?
An old, not quite legally retarded, friend had a boyfriend who i'm pretty sure used to kill her cats. She'd call me and tell me her cat had disappeared and how she suspected her boyfriend, right before she announced she had a new one. Oh and of course she kept having babies with him. fuck.
It made me so furious, I stopped being friends with her afterwards.
I get homicidal when I hear of people getting animals they can't take care of.
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09-25-2008, 09:44 PM
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| | | I've never smelt my cat's gas or anything, so perhaps she's just good with that kind of stuff.
She does snore though, quite loudly sometimes haha. She also has to eat special food or else she gets crystals in her urine and pisses blood.
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09-25-2008, 11:27 PM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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Originally Posted by EMMAh I've never smelt my cat's gas or anything, so perhaps she's just good with that kind of stuff.
She does snore though, quite loudly sometimes haha. She also has to eat special food or else she gets crystals in her urine and pisses blood. | mine too
being such a princess she has a million different foods.. she seriously eats better than alot of people. My mum buys rotisary chickens to chop up and mix with her food otherwise she doesn't eat her pillz
i can't believe she bit me, I feel like such a failure 
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09-25-2008, 11:28 PM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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| | | & hah, i'd love to hear a kitty snore!
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09-25-2008, 11:31 PM
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| | I wouldn't feel like a failure, cats are just like that sometimes. Most of the time with little warning.
The cat snoring is pretty funny. She sounds just like this cat: YouTube - My cat (Cady) snoring so loud!
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09-26-2008, 01:32 AM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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| | | hahahahaha Emmah that was faahbulous
i laughed and laughed.. i never thought of youtubing funny cat antics
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09-26-2008, 11:29 AM
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| | | I would have recorded my cat for you, but I lent my friend my only video capable camera in exchange for a buster. Anyways, I don't want to give the buster back so he still has my camera haha.
Sometimes if I'm not thinking I don't know what the fuck the sound is haha.
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09-27-2008, 06:32 AM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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| | | Nevermind m'dear, I think I understand?
i do unimaginable things when i'm not thinking
got no idea who Buster is though.
I'm thinking it's a bunny rabbit..
I was sitting at the train station today watching the bunny rabbits hopping about & chasing each other
then i got a REALLY fucking HOT train guard..
I gave him a cutee(i can't do cute, but cute as i can be), smile and
we flirted for half a second and that was it.
oh
requiem for the hot train guard and I.
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09-28-2008, 01:08 PM
|  | Love on the terraces | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Nottingham
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| | I have two little kittens. They're 6 month old (just) Lemmy and Wendy. Lemmys the fluffy one.. Wendy dissapeared 2 days ago and I haven't seen her. They always play together, seriously they're inseperable and he's been crying for her. If she isn't home tonight I'm going to put up missing posters  I'm ever so worried.  | 
09-29-2008, 03:50 PM
|  | chainsmokingmiserablefuck | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: runaway
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| | Lauren, they are beautiful.. i am so sorry Wendy is missing that's fucking heartbreaking
let us know if she shows up
this is why i will never have children
ah i feel awful for you, it's a horrible feeling knowing there's nothing you can do.
xooooo | |