when me and my sister were little we used to get the KY jelly out of my mums trolley at the shop. it clearly embarrassed her so we used to wind her up and wave it in the air..
and now i know why, this could have been slightly mortifying..

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When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said "rabies." She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a great dane.

it was like a year ago when he said that, dosent nurse aneymore
he did nurse till he was almost 3 tho, he was very hard to ween

When my niece was about 2 yrs old, we were at a restaurant celebrating my aunt's 60th birthday.
When the busboy came to clear the neighboring table, my niece pointed and shouted 'Nigger!" loud
enough for the ENTIRE restaurant (and probably some people across the street) to hear!!

I don't think I have ever seen someone turn as beet red as my SIL did that night.

maybe she deserves it for teaching that type of shit to a 2 yr old?

or any childrens of any age really?

now everyone knows she's a cunt. HAHA.

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Niggaz gotta say grace b4 eating sum puSSy

Oh mylanta. I would want to beat that kid.

My son whacked an old fucker in the shoulder with his american flag at the grocery store the other day. I don't know if the old man thought I did it , but I apologized over and over and over again.

My son was carrying around a flag because we went to the 4th of July parade in town. He isn't that patriotic.