"Made some threats to Zionist Israel today. Denied the holocaust again! LOL"

"My dog is so cute. While I was typing a blog about eliminating the jews, he put a paw up on my lap to get my attention. Then Mike Wallace came over for an interview (what a noob), and Fido started humping his leg! I was trying hard not to laugh! LOL! "

Haha. Yes. If there's one thing we know about this, it's that world leader blog parodies will rule.

Dogs are concidered highly unsanitary in the Islam.
That's why I want a dog.